Alright, let’s talk about this… this bull drinkin’ somethin’ called a mar-teen-ee. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, but the young’uns, they’re all about it on their… whatchamacallits… Tick-Tocks and YouToobs.
First off, what in the tarnation is a mar-teen-ee anyway? Sounds fancy. Back in my day, bulls drank water, maybe chewed on some grass. Now they’re sippin’ on somethin’ that probably costs more than my old hen, Bessie! I tell you, the world’s gone crazy.
- It all started with them videos, ya know? Them short little things. Showin’ all sorts of crazy stuff. Bulls, cows, all kinds of animals doin’ things they ain’t supposed to. One minute it’s a cat playin’ the piano, the next it’s a bull with a mar-teen-ee.
- Then there’s all this talk about “viral” this and “viral” that. Sounds like a sickness to me. But these young folks, they love it. They share these videos like they’re passin’ around hot biscuits at a church picnic.
I heard tell these mar-teen-ees, they ain’t just one thing. They got all sorts of flavors, like chicken soup and Caesar salad? Now, I like a good chicken soup, don’t get me wrong. And Caesar salad ain’t bad neither. But in a drink? For a bull? Makes no sense to me, not one bit.
Some folks say it’s all about bein’ funny, makin’ people laugh. They say the funnier the video, the more folks watch it. Like that time old man Johnson tried to ride his pig through town. That was funny. But a bull drinkin’ somethin’ fancy? I don’t know, maybe I’m just too old to get it.
And then there’s this… “taurine” they talk about. Sounds like somethin’ you’d catch from a dirty well. But apparently it’s in them energy drinks, the ones the youngsters chug down like it’s the last water on earth. Maybe that’s what they’re puttin’ in these bull mar-teen-ees, tryin’ to make ‘em all riled up. Lord knows we don’t need more riled up bulls around here.
I seen folks on them Tick-Tocks mixin’ all sorts of things together. Fanta and Red Bull? Sounds like a recipe for a stomach ache if you ask me. But they do it, and then they film it, and then everyone watches it. It’s like a whole other world out there, one I ain’t quite figured out yet.
They say a mar-teen-ee is a simple drink, but with lots of different ways to make it. Like my biscuits. Flour, butter, milk… simple. But everyone makes ‘em a little different. Some like ‘em fluffy, some like ‘em flat. But a bull makin’ a mar-teen-ee? That’s a whole different story. That’s like tryin’ to teach a pig to fly. Ain’t gonna happen, not in my book.
These video makers, they’re always tryin’ to outdo each other, make somethin’ wilder, somethin’ crazier. Big fights, animals doin’ tricks… now it’s bulls drinkin’ mar-teen-ees. What’s next, I wonder? Chickens wearin’ hats? Pigs drivin’ tractors? The world’s gone topsy-turvy, I tell ya.
And these BuzzBallz things? Ready-made drinks with juice and… spirits? Sounds like trouble to me. Back in my day, if you wanted a drink, you made it yourself. No fancy bottles, no fancy names. Just good ol’… well, never mind what we drank. It wasn’t for bulls, that’s for sure.
So, this bull drinkin’ a mar-teen-ee… it’s a sign of the times, I guess. Everything’s gotta be bigger, bolder, crazier. But me? I’ll stick to my water, maybe a little sweet tea on a hot day. And I’ll leave the mar-teen-ees to the… well, to the bulls, I suppose. Though I still can’t quite wrap my head around it.
It’s a funny old world, ain’t it? Bulls drinkin’ mar-teen-ees, cats playin’ piano, and everyone watchin’ it all on them little screens. Makes a body wonder what’s gonna happen next. But I guess that’s part of the fun, seein’ what crazy things them young’uns will come up with next. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll even chuckle a little bit, even if it’s at a bull with a fancy drink.
I tell you what, this whole thing is just plain silly. But that’s what gets folks watchin’, ain’t it? The sillier, the better. So, if a bull drinkin’ a mar-teen-ee gets folks laughin’, well, maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. Even if it don’t make a lick of sense to an old woman like me.
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