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[Body] Well, hello there! You wanna know about this “Moju Moju” drink, huh? I ain’t never heard of it before, but I asked around and my grandson, that smarty-pants, he looked it up on his magic box, you know, the ‘puter. So, here’s what I gathered, just plain talk, like you and me. What is this Moju Moju stuff anyway? Seems like it ain’t just one drink, but a whole bunch of ’em. They got these little bottles, like, real small, and they call ’em “shots.” My grandson said one…

Alright, let’s talk about this Pillsbury Doughboy cookie jar thing. You know, that little chubby fella, always giggling. I seen ’em around, but never really thought much about ’em ’til now. So, first off, what is this thing anyway? Well, it’s a jar, see? For keepin’ your cookies. Not just any jar, mind you. It’s shaped like that Doughboy, the one from the commercials. Yeah, that cute little guy. Made outta ceramic, most of ’em, and they come in all sorts of sizes. I seen some big ones, like real…

Okay, so you wanna know about them 3-gallon drink dispensers, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and these things, they’re pretty handy, I gotta say. Especially when you got a whole bunch of folks comin’ over. What are these things anyway? Well, it’s just a big ol’ container, like a jug or somethin’, but bigger. Holds a whole 3 gallons of whatever you wanna pour. Water, lemonade, iced tea, that sweet fruit punch… you name it. They got a little spout on…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them stoneware dinner plates, you know, the ones you eat off of every day. I’ve seen a whole bunch of ’em in my time, and I’ll tell ya what’s what. First off, what are these things anyway? Well, they’re plates, yeah, but not just any plates. They’re made of this stoneware stuff, which is supposed to be real strong. I’ve had some plates that chipped the first time you looked at ’em sideways, but these stoneware ones, they hold up pretty good. They say they’re…

Alright, let’s talk about some chicken recipes, the kind that won’t make your stomach rumble like a thunderstorm. You know, that low FODMAP stuff. I ain’t no fancy cook, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman who likes to eat good without feelin’ bad afterward. First off, is chicken okay to eat? Yep, chicken is good. You can have a piece, ’bout the size of your palm, they say. Chicken breast is what they mostly use in them recipes, but you can use other parts too, like thighs or even…

Alright, let’s talk about them fortune cookies, you know, the crunchy little things you get at the end of a Chinese meal. Folks always crack ’em open, hoping for some good luck or a wise saying, but have you ever thought about what’s actually *in* them? I mean, besides paper? Well, I looked it up, kinda sorta, and it ain’t much, let me tell ya. They say there’s about 20 to 30 calories in one cookie. Now, I ain’t no calorie counter, never have been, but that don’t sound like…

Alright, let’s talk about this tiki tiki drink thing. I don’t know much about fancy drinks, you know? I’m just a simple person. But my neighbor, she went to some fancy bar the other day and came back talkin’ ‘bout this “tiki” something. Said it was fruity and tasted like sunshine. So, I figured, why not? Let’s see what all the fuss is about. First off, they say most of these tiki drinks got rum in ‘em. Rum, huh? That’s strong stuff, like the moonshine my grandpa used to make….

Alright, let’s talk about these here moonshine cookies, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy baker, but I know what tastes good. These ain’t your grandma’s cookies, unless your grandma was a bit of a wild one, that is. What are Moonshine Cookies Anyway? Well, it’s like this. Someone got the bright idea to put a little bit of that “shine” liquor, you know, the stuff they make in the woods, into cookies. Sounds crazy, right? But let me tell ya, it works. It ain’t enough to get you tipsy, mind…

Alright, let’s talk about this sourdough thingy, the… whatchamacallit… discard dessert. Yeah, that’s it. You know, I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’. I just hate wastin’ stuff, plain and simple. Back in my day, we used everythin’. Nothin’ went to waste. So when I heard about this sourdough starter and how you gotta throw some of it away, I thought, “Well, that ain’t right!” So, I started pokin’ around, ya know, askin’ folks, lookin’ on that internet thingamajig. Turns out you can make all sorts of stuff with that…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them syrups for drinks, you know, the sweet stuff you put in your glasses. I ain’t no fancy bartender or whatever they call ’em, but I know a thing or two about makin’ things taste good. The Easy Peasy Sweet Stuff First off, there’s this thing they call “simple syrup.” Now, don’t let the name fool ya, it ain’t simple-minded. It just means it’s easy to make. You take some sugar, yeah, the regular white stuff, and you put it in a pot with the…