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Alright, let’s talk ’bout them Puerto Rican sweets, the kind that make your mouth water just thinkin’ ’bout ’em. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, just a plain ol’ body who knows what tastes good. So, listen up, and I’ll tell ya what’s what. First off, gotta mention that Tres Leches Cake. Them fancy folks call it “Three Milk Sponge Cake,” but I just call it darn delicious. It’s like they soak a regular cake in all kinds of milk – sweet milk, that thick kinda milk, and I…

Alright, let’s talk about this Fortune Cookie place, you know, the one with all the food. I ain’t never been good at writin’ fancy, so I’m just gonna tell it like it is, like I’m talkin’ to ya over a cup of tea. First off, they got this chicken, right? The menu, it says somethin’ about “lightly battered white meat” and “chili peppers.” Sounds fancy, but what it really means is they take that chicken, dip it in somethin’ and fry it up. It’s got a little kick to it,…

Alright, so you wanna know about this “rude boy drink,” huh? I tell you what, I ain’t no fancy city person, but I know a thing or two about drinks. Never heard of this “rude boy” thing before, but sounds like somethin’ those youngsters are into these days. Always comin’ up with new names for things, I swear. What is this “Rude Boy Drink” Anyways? From what I gather, this “rude boy drink” ain’t just one drink, it’s a whole bunch of ’em. Seems like they got this Caribbean vibe…

Alright, let’s talk about cookin’ up some dorado fish, the way I’d do it, you know, simple and tasty. No fancy stuff here, just good eatin’. First off, you gotta get yourself some dorado. Now, I ain’t no expert on fish, but the bigger ones seem to have more meat, less bones. Makes it easier for eatin’, see? You don’t want folks pickin’ out bones all night. Cleanin’ the Fish Now, some folks like to leave the skin on, some take it off. Me? I usually take it off, less…

Alright, let’s talk about these cookie stencils, you know, the things folks use to make them cookies look all fancy. I ain’t no baker, but I’ve seen my grandaughter use these things, and let me tell ya, they can make a plain old cookie look like somethin’ special. Now, what are these stencils anyway? Well, they’re just little pieces of plastic, or somethin’ like it, with shapes cut out. You stick ‘em on top of your cookie and then you put frosting or sprinkles or whatever on top. When you…

Well, now, let’s talk about somethin’ you might not expect – how them folks that make our furry friends look good might use a bit of the strong stuff. Now, I ain’t talkin’ ’bout gettin’ tipsy on the job, mind you. We’re talkin’ ’bout alcohol, the kind you might find in the medicine cabinet, not the liquor cabinet. Cleanin’ Up the Mess First off, these groomers, they gotta keep things spick and span. You got hair flyin’ everywhere, and who knows what else. So, they use alcohol to clean things…

Well, let me tell ya, these “hats with drinks” things, they’re somethin’ else. I seen ’em advertised, ya know, with pictures and all. Kids these days, they come up with the craziest things. First off, you got these drinkin’ helmets. Imagine, a helmet, but instead of protectin’ your head, it holds your drinks! Two cans, right there on the sides of your head, with straws comin’ down so you can sip while you’re doin’ whatever it is you’re doin’. Seems kinda silly to me, but I guess some folks find…

Well, I’ll be! Folks are always askin’ me ’bout them fancy words, like this here “dessert wine crossword clue.” Don’t know much ’bout crosswords, but I reckon dessert wine is somethin’ sweet ya drink after supper. My old man, he liked a little somethin’ sweet after his cornbread and beans, though he mostly stuck to peach schnapps. Anyways, this here “clue” thing, I guess that means they’re lookin’ for a word that fits in them little boxes. Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell of some dessert wines….

Well, I tell ya, I been bakin’ cookies for years, and sometimes I just ain’t got brown sugar in the house. Ain’t no big deal though, ’cause you can still make them chocolate chip cookies real good without it. Now, if ya don’t have that brown sugar, you can use regular ol’ white sugar. It works fine, just don’t expect ’em to be as chewy as the ones with brown sugar. But hey, they still taste mighty fine! Now, let me tell ya, brown sugar does make a difference in…

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about these 8k uhd cookies and brownies pictures, or whatever you young folks call ’em. I ain’t no fancy tech whiz, but I know a thing or two about lookin’ at pretty things, and these here pictures, they sure are somethin’ else. First off, they say it’s 8k uhd. Now, I don’t know what all them letters mean, but I reckon it means it’s real clear, like lookin’ out the window on a crisp mornin’. You can see every little crumb on them…