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Well, hey there! Let’s talk about cookin’ stuff, ya know, like them Ninja Woodfire recipes. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, just a regular person who likes to eat good food. And this here Ninja thing, well, it makes cookin’ outside real easy, like magic, but with fire and wood, ya get me? First off, what is this Ninja Woodfire thing anyway? It’s like a grill, but it uses them little wood pellets to make the food taste all smoky and good. I ain’t know nothin’ ‘bout no OG701…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here garlic cookies. Sounds crazy, I know, like somethin’ my old man woulda dreamed up after too much moonshine. But lemme tell ya, these ain’t your grandma’s sugar cookies, no sirree. First off, ya gotta get yourself some garlic. Not that powdered stuff, the real deal, them cloves. Now, I ain’t got no fancy kitchen gadgets, so I just boil ‘em in water ‘til they get soft. Boil ‘em good, maybe five minutes or so, ’til they ain’t hard as rocks no more. Then…

Well, let’s talk about this… uh… “de mer drinking piss” thing. I don’t know much about fancy words, but I heard folks are talkin’ ’bout it, so let’s see what all the fuss is about. What is this “piss play” thing anyway? From what I gather, it’s about folks gettin’ their kicks from… well, from peein’ on each other. Yeah, you heard that right. Peein’. Like, you know, when you gotta go to the bathroom. They do it on purpose, on their… uh… “partners.” Can you believe that? On their…

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about breakfast, but not just any breakfast, we’re gonna talk about them low-salt ones. You know, the ones that won’t make your heart go thumpity-thump like a rabbit in a doghouse. ‘Cause too much salt, that ain’t good for nobody, especially us old folks. So, let’s get crackin’ on some low salt breakfast recipes, alright? First thing’s first, eggs. Eggs is good. A plain ol’ egg, it ain’t got much salt in it. But that bacon and sausage, oh honey, that stuff’s packed with salt…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here Fortune Cookie stuff. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about feelin’ good. And this Fortune Cookie, well, it makes ya feel real good, ya know? Folks say it’s got some kinda fancy names in it, like “Sherb” and “Biscotti.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d get at the city bakery, not somethin’ you’d, uh, smoke. But hey, whatever works, right? Now, they tell me this stuff is strong. They call it “dank,” whatever that means….

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here drink thing, this “cumshots drink” craze. I don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but folks seem to be goin’ wild over it. It’s like that time everyone was chasin’ after them Beanie Babies, only this time it’s somethin’ you drink. What’s in this drink anyway? From what I hear, it ain’t nothin’ fancy. Some say it’s got coconut water in it, like them young’uns drink after they’ve been runnin’ around. They call it “electrolytes” or somethin’. Sounds like somethin’…

Alright, let’s talk about these here disposable dessert cups. You know, the kind you use for parties or whatever, when you don’t wanna wash a bunch of dishes. I’ve seen ’em all, the plastic ones, the paper ones, big ones, small ones… Lord, it’s enough to make your head spin. Now, first off, you gotta figure what you’re gonna put in them cups. Got some fancy pudding or somethin’? Maybe you want them clear plastic ones, so folks can see all the pretty layers. I saw some real nice ones…

Well, let me tell ya, this “cocito” thing, whatever it is, sounds fancy. But from what I gather, it’s all about figuring yourself out and doing better, right? Like, not just sittin’ around waitin’ for things to happen. First off, you gotta know what you’re about. What do you care about? What do you believe in? You know, like, do you think it’s important to help your neighbors? Or do you just wanna make a pile of money? No right or wrong answer, I guess, but you gotta figure it…

Alright, alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk ’bout this here keto ninja creami recipes thing. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, but I know what tastes good, and I know what keeps my belly happy without gettin’ all big and puffy. This thing, this keto, it’s supposed to be good for ya, keeps ya from gettin’ all sugary and whatnot. And this Ninja Creami thing, well, it’s a fancy machine that makes stuff cold and creamy like, ya know, like ice cream. So, I been hearin’ about makin’…

Alright, listen up, y’all! We’re gonna talk about juicin’ today, yeah, makin’ juice to fight that achy-breaky feelin’ in your bones. They call it inflammation, fancy word for “body’s all riled up.” I ain’t no doctor, but I know a thing or two about feelin’ good, and sometimes, them pills just don’t cut it. So, what’s a body to do? Well, we can start by makin’ some of that there green juice. Green stuff is good for ya, like them collard greens we grow in the garden. You take a…