Adwan

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk ’bout them cookies, yeah, them Cookie Run Tower of Adventure cookies. Which ones is good, which ones ain’t worth a lick. I seen some folks gettin’ all confused, so I’m gonna set it straight, just like I tell my chickens which way to peck corn. Now, some cookies, they’re real strong, like my old mule Bess. We call them the S-tier cookies. These are the ones you wanna get your hands on, no matter what. They hit hard, they last long, they just…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this sunset dinner cruise in Oahu, Hawaii. It ain’t somethin’ fancy like them city folks do, but it sure is somethin’ special. First off, you get on this big ol’ boat. Real big, like a floatin’ house. They call it a “cruise ship,” but to me, it’s just a big boat. This boat, she’s long, real long. They say she’s over two hundred feet long. That’s a whole lotta feet, I tell ya! And she’s steady too. They got these things called “stabilizers” that…

Alright, let’s yak about this sit-down dinner thing, you know, like when you go to some fancy shindig or a wedding, not like eatin’ on the porch with your plate on your lap. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve been to a few of these things, and I got some thoughts. First off, a sit-down dinner, that’s where they got them tables all set up nice, and you just plop your behind down, and they bring the food to ya. It’s kinda like bein’ a queen for a night, except…

Alright, so you wanna know if a sugar person can have some of that Skrewball peanut butter whiskey, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t a simple yes or no. I ain’t no doctor, mind you, but I’ve seen enough in my life to know a thing or two about what’s good and what ain’t for ya. First off, that Skrewball stuff, it’s sweet, real sweet. They say it’s got that peanut butter taste, which sounds nice and all, but that sweetness comes from sugar, and sugar ain’t no…

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… hibiscus water thing. My neighbor, she told me about it. Said it’s good for ya, especially when it’s hot like a furnace outside. First thing, you gotta get them… whatchamacallit… dried hibiscus flowers. Don’t ask me where to find ’em. Maybe that fancy store in town, or maybe online. The neighbor, she give me some, so I didn’t have to go lookin’. Lucky me, I guess. Now, get yourself a pot. Not too small, not too big. Fill it up with water, most of…

Alright, let’s talk about them little sweet things in cups, you know, the mini desserts. Folks call ’em all sorts of fancy names, but to me, they’re just yummy treats in a cup, easy to eat and don’t make a big mess. I ain’t got time for fancy stuff, ya hear? First off, them mug cakes. You know, the ones you make right in a cup? Easy peasy. Just dump some flour, sugar, maybe a bit of cinnamon if you’re feelin’ fancy, and an egg in a mug. Stir it…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Thanksgiving dinner thing, you know, the one with the turkey and all that fixin’s. I heard some folks callin’ it market basket Thanksgiving dinner, sounds fancy, but it’s just food, plain and simple. First off, gotta get yourself a bird, a big ol’ turkey. Don’t matter where you get it, just make sure it’s a good one. Not too skinny, not too fat, just right. You know, like a good hen, plump and ready to go. And speaking of ready to…

Alright, let’s talk about this here cookie cutter muzzle brake thingy. I ain’t no gun expert, ya hear? But I know a thing or two about fixin’ stuff and makin’ it work better. So, if you’re lookin’ to put one of these on your shootin’ iron, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words, though. I talk plain. First off, what the heck is a cookie cutter muzzle brake? Sounds like somethin’ you’d use in the kitchen, right? Well, it ain’t. It’s a thingamajig you stick on…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… uh… ivory dinner jacket thing. I ain’t no fancy pants, ya know? But I seen enough folks dressed up for church and such to know a thing or two about lookin’ presentable. What’s an ivory dinner jacket, you ask? Well, it ain’t rocket science. It’s a fancy jacket, like a suit coat, but all white, kinda like… like them fancy teeth some folks get. Ivory, they call it. Not the real stuff, mind you, that’s for elephants and they need it…

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ sweet, somethin’ special – cookie cake wedding cake. Yep, you heard that right! It ain’t just any ol’ cake, it’s a cookie cake, but fancy enough for a weddin’! Now, I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you. I’m just a plain ol’ woman who likes to eat good stuff and feed folks. And let me tell ya, these cookie cakes? They’re good eatin’! They’re like a whole bunch of cookies all squished together and made purdy. Perfect for a weddin’,…