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Well, let me tell ya ’bout this plum juice drink, alright? It ain’t nothin’ fancy, but it’s good for ya, kinda like how them old remedies used to be. What’s this plum juice good for, ya ask? Well, they say it helps ya digest yer food better. You know, after a big meal, sometimes yer stomach feels all heavy and whatnot? This here juice, it kinda loosens things up, makes ya feel lighter. They give it to babies too, when they can’t, you know, go to the bathroom proper. It…

Alright, so you wanna know about this here Cookies Seed Bank, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know. It ain’t gonna be fancy, but I’ll get the point across. Cookies Seed Bank, now that’s a name, ain’t it? Sounds tasty, like somethin’ you wanna eat. But it ain’t cookies like you dunk in milk, no sirree. This here is about seeds. Seeds for… well, let’s just say plants. Special kinda plants, ya hear? Now, I hear tell these folks at Cookies, they’re a big deal. Like, real big. They…

Well now, I reckon you’ve come here ‘cause you got yourself some of that gluten-free sourdough discard sittin’ in the kitchen, and you’re wonderin’ what in the world to do with it. Now, don’t you worry none, ‘cause I got some good ol’ ideas that’ll help you use that discard up and make some mighty tasty treats while you’re at it! Just so you know, that sourdough discard still got plenty of that good wild yeast and them bacteria in it, even if it don’t look like much. And let…

Well, well, well, if it ain’t this Cookie Run Comic Studio, somethin’ new for them folks who like makin’ comics. Now listen here, this ain’t no ordinary comic stuff. No, no, this one lets you use them cute Cookie characters that everyone loves—ye know, the ones from that Cookie Run game. If you ain’t heard of it, you might’ve been hidin’ under a rock. This thing, the Cookie Run Comic Studio, was made by a fella named Syrupyy. Don’t ask me where that name comes from, but it sure sounds…

Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m gonna tell ya how to make some real easy smoker recipes, the kind even my old man could figure out, bless his heart. We ain’t talkin’ fancy here, just good ol’ fashioned smoked grub. First off, let’s talk chicken. You know, them bone-in thighs? Cheap as dirt and tasty as all get out. You can smoke ’em up real nice and easy. Or, if you’re feelin’ fancy, grab a chicken breast or even a turkey. Just toss ’em in that smoker and let the smoke…

Alright, so you’re plannin’ a wedding, huh? Big doings, big doings. And then there’s this rehearsal dinner thing. Sounds fancy, but what’s it really all about? And more importantly, how much is it gonna set ya back? Well, lemme tell ya, this here rehearsal dinner, it’s like a warm-up for the real show, the weddin’ day. It’s a chance for the families to get together, you know, the groom’s folks and the bride’s folks, and for everyone to meet and mingle before the big day. It’s supposed to be a…

Alright, let’s talk about them pull apart dinner rolls, you know, the ones you see at the store all nice and puffy. I seen ’em, you seen ’em, everybody’s seen ’em. But I’m here to tell ya, makin’ your own ain’t half as hard as it looks, and they taste a whole lot better, let me tell ya. First off, you gotta understand what these things are. They go by a lotta names, some folks call ’em barm cakes, some say bread-cakes, others call ’em baps or batches or buns….

Alright, let’s gab about these here dessert table stands, ya know, the things you put all them sweet treats on at parties and such. I seen folks usin’ all sorts of contraptions, from fancy lookin’ platters to them tiered thingamajigs. First off, if you’re gonna have a dessert table, you gotta have somethin’ to put the goodies on, right? Can’t just leave ’em lyin’ on the table, all willy-nilly. That’s where these stands come in handy. You got yer basic cake stands, the ones that lift that cake up high…

Alright, alright, settle down, y’all. Let’s talk about this “keto” thing. Heard it’s all the rage for losin’ weight, and apparently, this cottage cheese stuff is good for it. Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I can tell ya what tastes good and what fills your belly. And if it helps you shed a few pounds, well, that’s just a bonus, ain’t it? So, this “cottage cheese keto,” what’s it all about? From what I gather, it’s about eatin’ food with hardly any sugar and lots of…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Dessert Skittles, alright? I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just tellin’ it like it is. So, these Skittles, they ain’t your regular fruity kind. They got all them dessert flavors, like you’re eatin’ a whole pie or somethin’. First off, they had these things way back in, what was it, 2013? Yeah, around Thanksgiving time. Then they went away for a bit in 2016, don’t ask me why, these companies do what they want. Then, poof, they came back again in 2022,…