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Alright, let’s talk about this here corn O’Brien. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t nothing too complicated, just some good ol’ corn and stuff mixed together. You see, it’s one of them dishes that just makes ya feel good inside, like a warm hug on a cold day. Kinda like when you been workin’ in the garden all day and you come inside for a good meal. Corn O’brien is good for you, you know. So, this corn O’Brien, it’s got corn, the sweet kind, you know? The kind…

This Amarula, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. I tell ya, this drinks with Amarula cream liqueur, it ain’t just your regular drink. It’s like a whole ‘nother world in a glass. So, this Amarula stuff, they make it down in South Africa. You know, that place way over yonder. They got these trees there, Marula trees, they call ’em. And this drink, it’s made from the fruit of them trees. Ain’t that somethin’? They take that fruit, let it sit a spell, then they do some fancy stuff I don’t…

Hey there, honey! You wanna know somethin’ ’bout sourdough dessert recipe? I got some ideas for ya. My old brain ain’t what it used to be, but I remember a thing or two ’bout bakin’. Sourdough, that’s the stuff, makes everything taste better, even dessert! You see, sourdough ain’t just for bread, no sir! You can make all sorts of sweet stuff with it. It adds a little somethin’ somethin’, ya know? A little tang, a little… I dunno, somethin’ special. This sourdough dessert recipe is very good. So many…

You know, them biscuits, they ain’t just for supper no more. You can eat ’em for breakfast, too! I got a whole bunch of ways to fix ’em up in the mornin’, and they’re all easy as pie. These biscuit breakfast recipes are good. Today, I want to tell you how to cook it. First off, you can just bake them biscuits plain, slap some butter and jelly on ’em, and call it a day. That’s good eatin’, right there. My old man, he loved his biscuits with just a…

This here Kona dinner cruise, it’s somethin’ else. You get on that big boat, and they take you out on the water. That Kailua Bay, it’s right there on the Big Island, you know? We went to that there Kailua Pier, not far from Kailua Village. Lots of folks get off those big cruise ships there. Ain’t no dock big enough for ’em, so they gotta take ya on little boats, like a water taxi. They got a famous hotel, they say, right near that pier. Didn’t see it myself,…

Well, let me tell you about these kids TV dinners. My grandkids, they love ’em. Easy peasy, just pop ’em in the microwave, and bam, dinner’s ready. But are they good for ’em? I got to thinkin’ about that. These kids TV dinners, they got everything in there. Meat, potatoes, some veggies, maybe a little dessert. Looks alright, I guess. But sometimes, I see my grandkids just starin’ at the TV while they eat. Not even lookin’ at their food! Just shoveling it in. I remember back in my day,…

Oh, honey, you wanna know how to ask folks over for that big turkey day dinner? Thanksgiving, you call it. Well, it ain’t rocket science, but there’s a few things you gotta keep in mind if you want them to come running for your stuffing and gravy. First off, you gotta figure out how you gonna ask ’em. Back in my day, we just hollered across the field, but I reckon that ain’t how you young folks do it no more. You got them fancy phones, you can call ’em…

You know, that air fryer thing, it’s all the rage now. My neighbor, she got one, keeps yapping about how great it is. Says it cooks everything, even that ground beef. So, I got to thinkin’, what can that thing really do with ground beef? Turns out, a lot! I went and found some air fryer ground beef recipes. Let me tell you, there are a whole bunch of things you can make. First off, you can just cook the ground beef plain in that thing. Just crumble it up…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Miracle Alien Cookies stuff. They call it MAC for short, which is a whole lot easier to say, ain’t it? Now, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what I like, and this here stuff, it’s somethin’ else. Folks say it’s a “balanced hybrid,” which I guess means it ain’t gonna knock you flat on your behind nor make you bounce off the walls. It’s got that Alien Cookies in it, and some other things like “Columbian” and “Starfighter.”…

Alright, let’s talk about this juice thing, this… what do they call it? 3 day juice detox. Yeah, that’s it. My neighbor, she told me about it. Said it’s good for ya, cleans you out like washing clothes, you know? So, I figured, why not? I ain’t getting any younger, and this belly ain’t getting any smaller on its own. But let me tell ya, this ain’t like eating a good ol’ plate of fried chicken. This is different. This is all about squeezing stuff. First thing in the morning,…