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Alright, let’s talk about this here crawfish fettuccine pasta. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t that hard to whip up. I always like a good pasta, and this one, with the little crawfish, it’s just right up my alley. Gettin’ Started with Crawfish Fettuccine First off, you gotta get your stuff together. This crawfish fettuccine pasta, it needs some things, you know? Fettuccine pasta Crawfish tails, that’s the good stuff Cream of mushroom soup, makes it all creamy Heavy cream, yep, more creamy stuff Butter, ’cause everything’s better with…

You want to talk about that zinser cookies? Well, let me tell you, I heard somethin’ about them cookies. Some folks call them Linzer cookies. They say it’s a real fancy name, but it’s just a cookie, ain’t it? What’s a Zinser Cookie? These zinser cookies, or whatever they call ’em, they’re like two cookies stuck together. And guess what’s in the middle? Jam! That’s right, like the kind you put on your bread. They say it’s usually raspberry, but I reckon you can use any kind you like. I…

Well, you know, folks always be askin’ about the size of a dinner plate. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I reckon I know a thing or two about plates. Big Plates, Small Plates Back in my day, plates, they was just plates. Didn’t matter much the size. We ate what we had, and we was grateful. Nowadays, you got all these fancy plates, different sizes for different things. It’s a wonder anyone can keep up. You got your big ol’ dinner plates, the ones you…

You know what? I heard tell about this stuff called Wilton 9 oz green quick-setting cookie icing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t that hard to figure out. It’s just that green stuff you put on cookies to make ’em look all pretty and such. Wilton Cookie Icing They say it’s quick-setting. Means it gets hard real fast. Good for them cookies you wanna stack up high, like them sugar cookies or any other kind, you roll out with that rollin’ pin. Don’t wanna be waiting all day for…

This big old thing, Gatorade 10 gallon drink dispenser, it’s a lifesaver, I tell ya! Keep all the drinks cold, good for a whole bunch of folks. Gatorade 10 Gallon Drink Dispenser, Big Enough for Everyone My grandkids, they play sports, you know. And they get thirsty. Real thirsty. So, this Gatorade 10 gallon drink dispenser, it’s perfect. It’s a big orange thing. Holds enough for the whole team, I reckon. Don’t gotta keep fillin’ it up all the time like them little water bottles. This thing, it’s a beast….

This here’s about them dehydrated food recipes. You know, the kind of food that’s all dried up like an old prune. My grandkids, they’re always going on about it, saying it’s good for when they go hiking and camping. I tell ya, back in my day, we just ate what we had. But these young’uns, they like their fancy dried foods. So, these dehydrated food, they last a good long while, I hear. Maybe four months, maybe a whole year, depends on where you keep ’em. Gotta keep ’em in…

Oh, honey, you won’t believe the fuss I made in the kitchen today. I’m talking about that blueberry torte dessert. This old gal wanted to make something sweet. My old man, he loves blueberries, you see. Got this recipe, simpler than shelling peas, I tell ya. First off, you gotta have some blueberries. I had some fresh ones picked from the backyard. If you ain’t got fresh, the store-bought will do. Don’t matter too much. You need some butter too. Not that margarine stuff, the real butter. That is important…

This here story ’bout them energy drinks, you know, the ones folks guzzle down like water these days. See, I was at the convenience store the other day, and my, oh my, the whole wall was just full of them. They call it the cold vault, like it’s some fancy bank for drinks or somethin’. Now, back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy drinks. If you was thirsty, you drank water. If you wanted a treat, maybe some lemonade. But now? Lordy, the choices! These young folks,…

You know what? That Secret Cookies strain, they say it’s good stuff. Heard it from the young’uns talking ’bout it. They say it helps you relax, like after a long day of pickin’ cotton or shuckin’ corn. This Secret Cookies, it’s some kinda hybrid they call it. Mix of this and that, I reckon. I don’t know all the fancy words, but they say it’s good for what ails ya. Like if you’re all worried and can’t sleep, this stuff is supposed to help with that anxiety. They say it…

Hey, you young’uns gather ’round, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these newfangled lightweight dinner plates. Back in my day, plates were plates. Heavy things, ya know? But these days, they got all sorts of fancy stuff. It’s a whole new world, I tell ya. These new plates, they’re light as a feather. Good for us folks with these old hands, I reckon. So, I heard these young people talkin’ ’bout lightweight dinner plates, and I thought, “What in tarnation is that?” See, we used to just have them plain…