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Alright, let’s talk about this chicken thing, this… chicken savoy, yeah, that’s what they call it. I ain’t no fancy cook, mind you. I just make food that fills the belly and tastes good, real good. This chicken, it’s somethin’ else though. First off, you gotta get yourself a chicken, a whole one. Not them skinny little things, get a good-sized one. Then you gotta chop it up. Don’t be scared, just get a sharp knife and whack it into pieces. Legs, thighs, wings, the whole shebang. Get that oven…

Alright, let’s talk about cookin’ up some wild game, you know, the stuff you gotta go out and hunt for. Not like them chickens you buy at the store, all plump and ready to go. This is the real deal, the stuff that makes you work for it. First off, you gotta clean it good. I mean, real good. Wash all that blood and dirt off. You don’t want none of that forest floor stickin’ to your meat, ya hear? Then, you gotta decide what you’re gonna make. Deer meat,…

Alright, let’s talk about these cookies and cream protein powder cookies, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy baker, but even I can whip these up, and they’re pretty darn good, if I do say so myself. First off, you gotta get yourself some of that protein powder, the cookies and cream kind, mind you. Don’t go gettin’ any of that weird fruity stuff. We’re makin’ cookies here, not some health shake. I found this stuff at the store, they said it’s good for ya, helps ya build muscles or somethin’….

Well, howdy there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna chitchat about cookin’ up them dove breasts. You know, them little birds? Yep, them ones. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, but I can sure whip up a tasty meal, and dove breast is somethin’ special, lemme tell ya. So, let’s get down to business. We’re talkin’ dove breast recipes today, and I got a few simple ways to make ’em good eatin’. First off, let’s talk about fryin’. Some folks call it “Dove Schnitzel” if they wanna get all highfalutin, but…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here weddin’ dinner music, you know, the songs they play when you’re eatin’ your chicken and mashed potatoes. It’s gotta be somethin’ nice, somethin’ that makes you feel good, not that head-bangin’ stuff the young’uns listen to. First off, you gotta think about the place you’re havin’ the weddin’. Is it a fancy shindig in a big hall, or somethin’ more down-home in your backyard? If it’s fancy, maybe some of that old-timey music like that fella, Frank what’s-his-name, sang. Yeah, that “The Way…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here… thingamajig, this triangle dinner bell. You know, the kind you clang on to get folks to come eat? Yeah, that’s the one. What is this triangle dinner bell thing anyway? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but it’s a piece of metal, shaped like a… well, like a triangle, you see. And it’s got this little stick thingy that you hit it with. Ding ding ding! That’s the sound it makes. Loud enough to wake the dead, I tell ya! Some…

Alright, let’s talk about this CBD drink thing, you know, the stuff everyone’s yappin’ about. Folks keep askin’ “cbd drinks near me”, so I figured I’d spill the beans on what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words, I ain’t got none of that. Just plain talk, like it is. First off, what the heck is it? Well, it’s like this drink, see? They put this stuff called CBD in it. Some say it comes from a plant, like hemp or somethin’. I ain’t no farmer, but I know plants…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “cookie shirt” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, ya know? I’m just a plain ol’ woman who likes things comfy and easy. But this cookie shirt thing, it’s got me thinkin’. First off, what in the tarnation is a cookie shirt? Sounds kinda silly, if ya ask me. Like somethin’ a little kid would wear. But then I started lookin’ around, and wouldn’t ya know it, there’s all sorts of these shirts out there. Some got pictures of cookies on…

Alright, let’s talk about cookin’ up some grub for your dog in that there crockpot. Yeah, that slow cooker thingy. It ain’t just for us humans, you know. Dogs gotta eat good too, and sometimes that store-bought stuff just ain’t cuttin’ it. I’m gonna tell ya how to make some real stick-to-your-ribs meals for your furry friend, the kind that’ll make ’em wag their tail like crazy. First off, you gotta know what your dog needs. Just like us, they need meat, somethin’ like chicken or beef. Don’t go givin’…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout this here… uh… whatchamacallit… “The Last Dinner Party” thingy they got goin’ on in Kansas City. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city folk do. So, this “Last Dinner Party” ain’t no potluck at the church, mind you. It’s some kinda… band. Yeah, a whole group of young’uns makin’ noise. They call it “indie rock” music. Don’t ask me what that means, sounds like a bunch of rocks clangin’ together to me. But hey, the young folks seem to like it….