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Well, howdy there! So, you wanna know about buyin’ them pride cookies, huh? Let me tell ya, I seen all sorts of cookies in my day, from plain ol’ sugar cookies to fancy-schmancy ones with all the sprinkles and whatnot. But these pride cookies, they somethin’ special, I reckon. First off, where you gonna get ’em? Well, I hear tell you can get ’em at that there Target place. They got all sorts of stuff, so it ain’t no surprise they got these cookies too. And they say the prices…

Alright, let’s talk about this Red Bull drink, you know, the one they say gives you wings. I don’t know about wings, but it sure does cost a pretty penny. Why is it so darn expensive? Well, they say it’s got special stuff in it, makes you all peppy and whatnot. And they spend a whole heap of money on those fancy ads, you seen ’em on TV? Sports and all that. Guess that’s why it costs so much. Two fellas own the whole shebang, some Austrian guy and a…

Alright, so you wanna know about them dinner cruises in Orlando, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy city gal, but I’ve heard some things. People keep jabberin’ about eatin’ on a boat, so it must be somethin’ special, right? First off, what’s all this fuss about “dinner cruise Orlando FL”? Sounds like a bunch of city slicker talk to me. But from what I gather, it’s about havin’ supper on a boat. Imagine that! Eatin’ your grub while floatin’ on water. Must be somethin’ to see….

Alright, let’s talk about this “dinner club Chicago” thing, ya know? Folks in the city, they got all sorts of fancy places to eat. They call ’em “dinner clubs” now, I guess. Back in my day, we just called it supper, or maybe eatin’ out if it was somethin’ special. So, I heard tell there’s these places, like the Untitled Supper Club. Sounds real highfalutin, don’t it? Probably got them tiny portions and big prices. And Joy District? Hmph, sounds like a place where young folks go to make a…

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them bunny cookie cutters, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, but even I know a thing or two ’bout makin’ cookies, especially around Easter time. Them little bunny shapes, they just make everything so darn cute! First off, where d’ya get these things? Seems like everywhere you look, there’s a bunny cookie cutter starin’ back at ya. I seen ’em at the big stores, like that Target place everyone’s always talkin’ ’bout. They got all sorts, cheap ones, fancy…

Alright, let’s talk about them bread co cookies, you know, the ones they sell in stores. I ain’t no fancy baker, but I know what tastes good, ya hear? Now, folks keep sayin’ Oreo cookies are the best. Says who? Well, some fancy surveys and taste tests, they say. I reckon they got a point, them Oreos are kinda like the king of cookies. Chocolate and cream, crunchy but not too hard, and they look nice too, with that swirl and all. But is that all there is? Heck no!…

Alright, let’s talk about these basketball cookies. You know, the ones shaped like them balls the young’uns bounce around. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you. Just a plain ol’ woman who likes to make treats for the grandkids and the neighbors. These cookies, though, they’re somethin’ special. First off, you gotta get yourself some stuff. Flour, sugar, eggs…the usual. Don’t skimp on the butter, now. That’s what makes ’em taste so good. I use that good, creamy butter, not that hard stuff tastes like nothin’. And you’ll need some…

Alright, let’s talk about this purple drink, ya know, the kind they call “purple tonic drink.” I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, but I seen this thing at a party once, and let me tell ya, it was somethin’ else. First off, they had this clear liquor, looked like water but I knew it weren’t. They called it “gin,” like the card game but without the “rummy.” This particular gin, they said it was special, somethin’ called “Empress 1908 Indigo Gin.” Sounded mighty highfalutin to me, but whatever. It…

[Body] Okay, so, you wanna know ’bout them Yoku Moku cookies, huh? Alright, listen up, I’ll tell ya what I know. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know good eatin’ when I taste it. First off, these cookies, they ain’t just any cookies, ya hear? They come from some fancy place called Tokyo, Japan. Aoyama, they call it. Sounds like a foreign country to me, but they sure know how to bake! They started makin’ these things way back in 1969, which is, well, a long, long time…

Alright, let’s talk about them blue and white dinner plates, you know, the ones with the fancy little pictures and stuff. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what I like. And I like them blue and white plates. They just look… clean, ya know? Like, you could eat anything off ‘em, and it’d feel a bit special. Even if it’s just leftovers from last night. Now, I’ve seen all sorts of them plates. Some got flowers, some got little houses, some even got them squiggly lines…