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Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about gettin’ that weed out your system, ya hear? Folks call it “weed detox drinks,” fancy like. But it ain’t nothin’ but helpin’ your body clean itself out, like sweepin’ the porch after a dusty day. Now, I ain’t no doctor, mind you. I’m just a plain ol’ woman who knows a thing or two about gettin’ things done. And if you gotta get that weed out your system, for whatever reason, well, then you gotta do what you gotta do. First thing’s…

Alright, alright, listen up you young’uns. We gonna talk about this here… uh… “low carb instant pot recipes.” Don’t ask me what that fancy talk means, but my grandbaby told me it’s about eatin’ good without gettin’ all big and puffy. So, this here “instant pot” thing, it’s like a magic pot, I tell ya. You throw stuff in, push a button, and *poof* – food! No more slavin’ over a hot stove all day. My old bones sure do appreciate that. Now, about this “low carb” business. Seems like…

Alright, let’s talk about them Lebanese sweets, you know, the ones them city folks rave about. I ain’t no fancy cook, but I know what tastes good, ya hear? First off, there’s that Baklawa thing. Sounds all fancy, but it’s just layers of thin dough, like them thin pancakes but crunchy, with nuts stuffed in between. They use all sorts of nuts, like them walnuts and pistachios, the kind you crack open with a rock. Then they pour syrup all over it, real sweet like. My grandkids, they love this…

[Body] Well, let me tell you about these here rustic dinner sets, you know, the kind that make your food look all fancy-like, even if it’s just beans and taters. First off, what even is a “rustic dinner set”? I ain’t no fancy city folk, but from what I gather, it’s somethin’ that looks kinda old-timey and simple. You know, like somethin’ your grandma mighta used, but maybe a bit nicer. Not all shiny and perfect, but kinda rough around the edges, in a good way. Now, I’ve seen all…

Alright, let’s talk about this grass jelly dessert thing. I ain’t no fancy cook, but I can tell ya how to make it good and simple. What is this Grass Jelly Anyways? First off, what the heck is grass jelly? Well, it ain’t grass like your cows eat, no sirree. It’s made from some plant, I dunno the fancy name, somethin’ like “Plato-stoma pal-us-tree” or somethin’. They boil it up with some stuff, potassium car-bon-ate and a bit of starch, for a good long while. Then it cools down and…

Alright, let’s talk about makin’ soap, the easy way, you know, like them melt and pour kinda soaps. I ain’t got time for no fancy stuff, just good ol’ soap that cleans ya and smells nice. What you gotta know ’bout melt and pour soap First off, them soap blocks you buy, they already done did the hard part, the saponification thingamajig. That means they safe for your skin, ain’t gonna burn ya or nothin’. They got lye in ’em, yeah, but it’s all mixed up proper with water and…

Alright, let’s gab about these “rehersal dinner dresses,” you know, the ones you wear before the big day. I ain’t no fancy pants, but I know a thing or two about lookin’ presentable. Now, what in the world is a rehersal dinner anyway? Well, it’s like a practice run for the weddin’ supper. You eat, you chat, and everybody gets to know each other a bit better before the main event. And you gotta look nice, but not too nice, ya know? Don’t wanna upstage the bride, that’s for sure….

Alright, let’s talk about them little desserts they got at that dim sum place. You know, the sweet stuff after you had all them dumplings and whatnot. First off, you gotta know, there’s a whole bunch of ’em. It ain’t just one or two things. They got all sorts, some hot, some cold, some jiggly, some crispy. One thing they got is this Almond Jelly. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, but this thing is pretty good. It’s smooth and cool, slides right down your throat. Not too sweet, just…

Ok, so you wanna know about this here cookie monster backpack, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I seen a whole bunch of ‘em, all sorts, shapes, and sizes. Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but the young’uns, they seem to love ‘em. First off, where d’ya find these things? Well, seems like everywhere these days. You got your stores, big ones and small ones. Then there’s the internet, that fancy thingamajig. My grandson showed me, you can find just about anything on there. He typed somethin’ in,…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about drinks, the kind that don’t rile up your stomach or give ya the heartburn. We ain’t talkin’ ’bout that fancy stuff, just plain ol’ drinks that go down easy. Now, first off, there’s water. Plain water, ya know? Like from the well, or the tap, if you’re lucky enough to have one of them newfangled things. They say water’s supposed to be neutral, not too sour, not too bitter. Just right, like a good cup of tea. But sometimes, that bottled water, it…