Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about these here cookie dough pop tarts things. I heard folks jabberin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d stick my nose in and see what the fuss is all about.
First off, seems like some folks are lookin’ to buy these things. They’re searchin’ all over, tryin’ to find “Bakery Shops Near Me” and whatnot. Well, good luck to ya, I say. Times are tough, and findin’ fancy treats ain’t always easy. You might find some deals though, if you poke around online. Them young’uns are always shoppin’ on them there “Temu” things. Maybe they got somethin’.
Now, here’s the kicker. Seems like these chocolate chip cookie dough pop tarts ain’t even around no more! Yep, you heard that right. They “discontinued” ’em, whatever that means. Fancy way of sayin’ they ain’t makin’ ’em no more, I reckon. Heard it from some folks on the internet, talkin’ about it on somethin’ called “*”. Don’t ask me, I ain’t no computer whiz.
But don’t go gettin’ your britches in a twist. They got other flavors, they say. Guess you gotta make do with what they got. Reminds me of the time they stopped sellin’ them grape pop tarts. Folks loved them grape ones, especially back in the day, like in the 90s. Then, poof! Gone. Just like that. Happened back in 2017, I think. These big companies, they do what they want, I tell ya.
- The first pop tarts came out way back in 1964, in a place called Cleveland, Ohio.
- They had all sorts of flavors even then: strawberry, blueberry, brown sugar cinnamon, and somethin’ called apple-currant.
- Never seen a currant myself, but I guess it was somethin’.
Now, I ain’t no doctor or nothin’, but I heard these pop tarts ain’t exactly health food. Full of sugar, they say. And that white flour stuff. And oil, but not the good kind, I bet. Ain’t got much stuff in ’em that’s good for ya, like that protein and fiber stuff the doctors are always goin’ on about. But hey, sometimes you just want somethin’ sweet, ain’t that right?
So, there you have it. The lowdown on these cookie dough pop tarts. Can’t find ’em, ’cause they ain’t makin’ ’em. But there’s other stuff out there, if you’re lookin’ for a treat. Just don’t go eatin’ too many, or you’ll end up with a bellyache, sure as I’m standin’ here. And that ain’t no fun, let me tell ya.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about these here pop tarts. Go on now, get outta here. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables!
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