Cookies

That Peyote Cookies strain, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. I heard about it from my neighbor, she’s always goin’ on about these newfangled things. Says it’s a mix of two other kinds, that Peyote Purple and some kinda Cookies Kush. Sounds like a dessert, don’t it? They say this Peyote Cookies is mostly what they call “Indica.” Don’t ask me what that means, just know it makes you feel all relaxed and sleepy. Like you just ate a whole Thanksgiving dinner and wanna lay down on the couch for a…

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout these pancake mix cookies. You know, I ain’t got much time for fancy bakin’, but these here cookies, they’re somethin’ else. Easy as pie, I tell ya! And who don’t love a good cookie? Kids love ’em, grandkids love ’em, even old coots like me love ’em. So listen up, I’m gonna tell ya how to make ’em. First off, you gotta get yourself some of that pancake mix. Yeah, the stuff you use for makin’ pancakes. Don’t matter what kind, really. I just…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Miracle Alien Cookies stuff. They call it MAC for short, which is a whole lot easier to say, ain’t it? Now, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what I like, and this here stuff, it’s somethin’ else. Folks say it’s a “balanced hybrid,” which I guess means it ain’t gonna knock you flat on your behind nor make you bounce off the walls. It’s got that Alien Cookies in it, and some other things like “Columbian” and “Starfighter.”…

Alright, let’s talk about these mini cookie cutters. You know, the little things you use to make them cute cookies? Yeah, those. I ain’t no fancy baker, but even I know you gotta have some of these if you wanna make your cookies look nice. Now, there’s a whole bunch of ’em out there, you know? Big ones, small ones, all sorts of shapes. But we’re talkin’ about the mini ones today. The little fellas. Why? ‘Cause they’re good for lots of things. You can make little cookies for the…

Alright, let’s talk about these here Mexican chocolate chip cookies. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, but I know what tastes good. And these cookies? They’re somethin’ special, let me tell ya. First off, what makes ’em “Mexican,” you ask? Well, it’s all about them spices, see? We ain’t just talkin’ chocolate chips here. We’re talkin’ cinnamon, maybe a little bit of that chili powder stuff, gives it a kick, ya know? Some folks even put a pinch of cayenne pepper, but that’s gettin’ too fancy for my taste….

Well, let me tell ya about these here McCoy cookie jars. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I do know a thing or two about old things and what folks like. What are McCoy Cookie Jars Anyway? Now, these McCoy cookie jars, they ain’t just any old jars. They’ve been around for a good long while, some from way back in the 30s and 50s, I reckon. Them old ones, they’re the real treasures if they ain’t all beat up. People, they seem to like ’em a whole…

Alright, let’s talk about this Udemy Premium thingy on *, whatever that is. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it for ya. Don’t expect no fancy words, though. I’m just gonna tell it like it is, the way I see it. What’s all this Udemy Premium hoopla ’bout? Now, from what I gather, Udemy’s a place where folks learn stuff. Like, how to bake a cake or fix a tractor, I guess. And this “Premium” thing? Well, it sounds like the fancy-pants…

Alright, let’s get this straight. You wanna make some of them, uh, special cookies, huh? The ones that make you feel all giggly and whatnot? Okay, okay, I got ya. My old bones ain’t what they used to be, but I can still whip up a batch of these things. Don’t expect no fancy talk or measurements, I just eyeball it, ya know? But I’ll try to explain it so even you city folks can understand. First things first, you gotta get your stuff together. We ain’t got time to…

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this Lemon Cookies stuff. Folks call it a “strain,” sounds fancy, but to me, it’s just… well, it’s somethin’ you smoke. I ain’t no expert, mind you. I just know what I know from hearin’ folks talk and, well, tryin’ it myself once in a blue moon. They say it’s like them Animal Cookies, but lemony. Animal Cookies, now that’s a strong one, makes ya sleepy like a baby after a big ol’ bottle of milk. This Lemon Cookies, though, it’s a bit…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here “Ice Cream Cookies” stuff. Folks call it a “strain,” I reckon it’s like a special kind of plant or somethin’. Now, I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I heard tell it’s made by mixin’ up somethin’ called “Gelato 33” with “Wedding Cake.” Sounds tasty, don’t it? Like a dessert you can smoke! What’s this Ice Cream Cookies stuff all about? From what I gather, this here Ice Cream Cookies is mostly what they call “indica.” That means it’s supposed to…