Cookies

Alright, let’s talk about them dinosaur cookie cutters, you know, the things them young’uns use to make them cookies shaped like them big ol’ lizards from way back when. I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but even I can figure out these ain’t too complicated. First off, where can you get ’em? Seems like everywhere you look these days. Them big stores, you know, the ones with the bright lights and lots of stuff, they got ’em for sure. And them internet places, well, they got everything, don’t they?…

Well, howdy there! You wanna know about them fancy cookies, the kind they call “decorative cookies”? I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what I know. Folks these days, they like things all dolled up, even their cookies! Can you believe it? Back in my day, a cookie was a cookie. But now, they got all sorts of swirls and colors and whatnot. Makes ’em almost too pretty to eat…almost. So, you’re lookin’ for “decorative cookies near me,” huh? Well, that…

Alright, let’s talk about these cookie cutter things, you know, the things you use to make them cookies. I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but even I know a thing or two about makin’ cookies. My grandbabies, they love them cookies, especially during the holidays. So, I guess these cookie cutters are important, huh? Now, they got all sorts of cookie cutters out there. Plain ones, fancy ones, ones shaped like stars, ones shaped like trees, you name it. I even heard they got ones where you can put…

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout them fancy cookies, the kind they call “custom Oreo cookies”. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. Back in my day, an Oreo was an Oreo, plain and simple. But these young folks, they always gotta be changin’ things, makin’ ’em all newfangled. So, from what I gather, these custom Oreo cookies ain’t your regular store-bought kind. You get to pick and choose what goes in ’em, like pickin’ vegetables from your garden, but way sweeter. I heard tell you can go on…

Alright, let’s talk about these crack cookies, you know, the ones everyone’s yappin’ about. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you. I just make stuff that tastes good, the kind of stuff that makes your eyes roll back in your head and your belly say “thank you kindly.” First off, what are these “crack cookies”? Well, from what I gather, they ain’t just one thing. Some folks say it’s like a chocolate chip cookie but way better, like extra good. Others, they talk about saltine crackers covered in toffee and…

Hey there, let’s talk about cookies with weed, you know, the kind that make you feel all giggly and happy. I ain’t no fancy baker, but I know a thing or two about makin’ these treats. My old man, he used to say, “a little bit of somethin’ special makes everything better,” and he wasn’t just talkin’ about sugar. First things first, you gotta get yourself some good stuff. Not that ditch weed, the real deal. You know, the kind that smells like a skunk got into a flower patch….

Alright, let’s talk about this here Cookies vape thing. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I know, ya hear? First off, they got these different kinds, see? Some are like throw-away vapes, the kind you use and then toss. They call ‘em “disposable,” I think. And then there’s others, the ones where you gotta change out the little tanks. They call them “carts,” or somethin’ like that. You gotta figure out which one you got, ya know? It’s like, is it the whole…

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them… uh… cookies ugly sweater things. You know, them Christmas get-ups? The ones that make ya look like ya got dressed in the dark? Yeah, those! What in the tarnation is a cookies ugly sweater, anyway? Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but from what I gather, a cookies ugly sweater is just a sweater. But not just any sweater, mind you. It’s gotta be… well, ugly. And by ugly, I mean REAL UGLY. Think bright colors that clash somethin’ awful, giant…

Alright, let’s talk about them cookies slides, you know, the ones you slice and bake. I ain’t no fancy baker, but I can whip up a batch good enough for the grandkids, and that’s all that matters. First things first, you gotta get your stuff together. Make sure your butter and eggs ain’t straight outta the fridge, let ’em sit out a bit, get all room-temp-like. They call it “room temperature,” I just call it not cold as a well digger’s butt in January. Makes a difference, ya know, makes…

Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout these here cookies n cream Oreos. Don’t rightly know when they started makin’ ’em, but they sure are somethin’ else. First time I saw one, I thought, “Well, ain’t that fancy?” See, we used to just have regular Oreos, the black and white ones. But these, they got them little speckles all over the cream. Looks like somebody spilled somethin’ in it, but lemme tell ya, it tastes mighty good. They got that same crunchy cookie part, like always. Snaps just…