Cookies

Alright, let’s talk about them cookies hat thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but I do know a thing or two about makin’ somethin’ tasty. And cookies? Well, they’re just about the best darn thing ever. First off, you gotta figure out what kinda cookie you want. You like them chocolate chip ones? Or maybe peanut butter is more your thing? Heck, even them oatmeal ones ain’t half bad. There’s a whole bunch of ’em out there, like them shortbread cookies too. I tell ya, it’s…

Alright, let’s talk about these here cookies dual chamber ovens, you know, the ones with two spaces for baking. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, just a regular person who likes to bake cookies, and let me tell you, these ovens can be a real game-changer. First off, why would you even want two ovens? Well, think about it. Say you got a big family, or maybe you’re havin’ a party. You gotta bake a whole mess of cookies, right? With a regular oven, you’re stuck bakin’ one batch…

Alright, let’s talk about this “cookies bong” thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what’s what. Heard folks jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents. First off, this “Cookies” stuff, it’s all over the place now. Like them fancy cars everyone wants but can’t afford. People sayin’ it’s the best weed ever, but half the time, it’s probably just some junk in a pretty bag. You gotta be careful where you get…

Alright, let’s talk about these “cookies beanies”, whatever them fancy things are. Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout ’em, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even if I don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about. First off, what even is a “cookies beanie”? Sounds like somethin’ you’d eat, not wear on your head! From what I gather, it’s a hat, right? A warm hat for your noggin. Keeps the wind outta your ears, I reckon. Good for keepin’ warm in the winter, I s’pose. We used to…

Alright, let’s talk about these cookies bags, you know, the ones you stuff all them goodies in. I ain’t no fancy writer, so I’m just gonna tell it to ya straight, like I tell my grandkids. First off, you got all sorts of these bags. Some are clear, like them cellophane bags. You can see right through ’em, which is nice if you wanna show off your purdy cookies. I seen some that got a little sticky strip on ’em, so you can seal ’em up tight. They call that…

Alright, let’s talk about these cookies and cream protein powder cookies, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy baker, but even I can whip these up, and they’re pretty darn good, if I do say so myself. First off, you gotta get yourself some of that protein powder, the cookies and cream kind, mind you. Don’t go gettin’ any of that weird fruity stuff. We’re makin’ cookies here, not some health shake. I found this stuff at the store, they said it’s good for ya, helps ya build muscles or somethin’….

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Cookies and Chem thing, like them young folks talk about on the internet. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I know a thing or two ’bout feelin’ good and what smells alright. So, this Cookies and Chem, they say it’s some kinda weed. Yeah, that Mary Jane stuff. Now, I ain’t never smoked nothin’ in my life, but my neighbor’s boy, he talks about it all the time. Says this one makes ya feel all happy and giggly, like you just won…

Alright, let’s gab about these cookie trays, you know, the things you bake cookies on? I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but I do love me some good cookies, and you can’t make good cookies without a decent tray, that’s for sure. Now, I’ve seen all sorts of trays in my day. Some are thin and flimsy, like they’ll buckle under the weight of a good oatmeal raisin. You want somethin’ sturdy, somethin’ that can hold its own when it’s got a whole batch of cookies heatin’ up on…

Alright, let’s talk about these cookie sticks, you know, the crunchy things the young’uns like to munch on. I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but I know what tastes good, and these things ain’t half bad. First off, what are they? Well, they’re kinda like cookies, but shaped like sticks. Imagine a cookie, but long and skinny, easy to hold and dip. My grandkids, they love ’em. They grab a handful and run around, making a mess as usual. Kids these days, always on the go, I tell ya….

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “cookie shirt” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, ya know? I’m just a plain ol’ woman who likes things comfy and easy. But this cookie shirt thing, it’s got me thinkin’. First off, what in the tarnation is a cookie shirt? Sounds kinda silly, if ya ask me. Like somethin’ a little kid would wear. But then I started lookin’ around, and wouldn’t ya know it, there’s all sorts of these shirts out there. Some got pictures of cookies on…