Cookies

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ sweet, somethin’ special – cookie cake wedding cake. Yep, you heard that right! It ain’t just any ol’ cake, it’s a cookie cake, but fancy enough for a weddin’! Now, I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you. I’m just a plain ol’ woman who likes to eat good stuff and feed folks. And let me tell ya, these cookie cakes? They’re good eatin’! They’re like a whole bunch of cookies all squished together and made purdy. Perfect for a weddin’,…

Alright, let’s talk about this here… cookie advent calendar thing. You know, like them fancy calendars for Christmas, but ‘stead of pictures, you get cookies. Sounds good, right? Who don’t like cookies? I heard them fancy folks in Germany started this whole advent thing a long time ago. Burnin’ candles, markin’ walls with chalk… Seems like a lot of work. But then someone got smart and put chocolate in them calendars. Now that’s somethin’ I can get behind! Chocolate is good. Cookies are good. Put ‘em together, and you got…

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna yak about them Chinese cookie sayings, you know, the little papers you find inside them crunchy cookies? Yeah, them things. Don’t rightly know why they call ’em Chinese, but that ain’t here nor there. Some folks take them sayings real serious, like they’re gospel truth. Me? I just chuckle and move on. But I reckon some of ’em ain’t half bad, and some are just plain silly. So, let’s get down to brass tacks and see what kind of wisdom them cookies try to…

Alright, let’s talk about these here Cherry Cookies. I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, but I can whip up a batch of these that’ll make your mouth water. It ain’t rocket science, just good ol’ fashioned baking, the kind my grandma taught me. First things first, you gotta get your stuff together. You know, the flour and all that. The recipe calls for whisking the flour, salt, and bakin’ powder in a bowl. Just dump ‘em in and give it a good stir, like you’re mixin’ up feed for…

Alright, let’s talk about this here “chem cookies strain.” I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I know about it. Folks been growin’ it and usin’ it, so there must be somethin’ to it, right? Now, from what I hear, this chem cookies ain’t just any old weed. It’s a mix, a blend of two other strong ones – they call ‘em “Chemdog #4” and “Girl Scout Cookies” or “GSC” for short. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find at a bake sale, don’t it? But…

My old man, he always says, gotta have somethin’ sweet for the little critters. Them cats, they ain’t no different. They like snacks just like us, ya know? So, we gonna talk ‘bout them cat cookies today. Now, I ain’t no fancy baker. Never been to no city cookin’ school. But I know a thing or two ‘bout makin’ somethin’ tasty for them fur balls. First off, you gotta think, what do them cats like? Well, some folks say cheese. And lemme tell ya, my old tabby, she goes crazy…

Alright, let’s yak about them cannabis cookies, you know, the ones everyone’s whisperin’ about. I ain’t no doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard some things, seen some things, and even tasted a thing or two, so listen up. First off, folks say these cookies are better for ya than smokin’ that wacky tobaccy. Healthier, they say. I guess it makes sense, you ain’t breathin’ in all that smoke, just munchin’ on a sweet treat. But mind you, too much of anythin’ ain’t good, even if it’s a cookie, you hear?…

Alright, let’s talk about makin’ them cannabis cookies, you know, the ones that make you feel all giggly and whatnot. I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but I can sure whip up a batch of these cookies that’ll knock your socks off. So, listen up, and I’ll tell ya how it’s done. First off, you gotta get yourself some of that cannabis butter. I call it “magic butter”. You can buy it ready-made, or you can make it yourself. Makin’ it yourself is a bit of a hassle, but…

Well, howdy there! So, you wanna know about buyin’ them pride cookies, huh? Let me tell ya, I seen all sorts of cookies in my day, from plain ol’ sugar cookies to fancy-schmancy ones with all the sprinkles and whatnot. But these pride cookies, they somethin’ special, I reckon. First off, where you gonna get ’em? Well, I hear tell you can get ’em at that there Target place. They got all sorts of stuff, so it ain’t no surprise they got these cookies too. And they say the prices…

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them bunny cookie cutters, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy baker, mind you, but even I know a thing or two ’bout makin’ cookies, especially around Easter time. Them little bunny shapes, they just make everything so darn cute! First off, where d’ya get these things? Seems like everywhere you look, there’s a bunny cookie cutter starin’ back at ya. I seen ’em at the big stores, like that Target place everyone’s always talkin’ ’bout. They got all sorts, cheap ones, fancy…