Cookies

Well, well, well, if it ain’t this Cookie Run Comic Studio, somethin’ new for them folks who like makin’ comics. Now listen here, this ain’t no ordinary comic stuff. No, no, this one lets you use them cute Cookie characters that everyone loves—ye know, the ones from that Cookie Run game. If you ain’t heard of it, you might’ve been hidin’ under a rock. This thing, the Cookie Run Comic Studio, was made by a fella named Syrupyy. Don’t ask me where that name comes from, but it sure sounds…

Ok, so you wanna know about this here cookie monster backpack, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I seen a whole bunch of ‘em, all sorts, shapes, and sizes. Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but the young’uns, they seem to love ‘em. First off, where d’ya find these things? Well, seems like everywhere these days. You got your stores, big ones and small ones. Then there’s the internet, that fancy thingamajig. My grandson showed me, you can find just about anything on there. He typed somethin’ in,…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about these here cookie dough pop tarts things. I heard folks jabberin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d stick my nose in and see what the fuss is all about. First off, seems like some folks are lookin’ to buy these things. They’re searchin’ all over, tryin’ to find “Bakery Shops Near Me” and whatnot. Well, good luck to ya, I say. Times are tough, and findin’ fancy treats ain’t always easy. You might find some deals though, if you poke around online. Them…

Alright, let’s gab about these Christmas cookie decorating kits, you know, the ones they sell for makin’ cookies all pretty and whatnot. I seen ‘em at the store, all colorful and fancy lookin’. Makes it easy, I guess, for folks who don’t wanna start from scratch, like me back in the day. Now, these kits, they got all sorts of stuff in ‘em. Some got the cookies already baked, which is a godsend if you ain’t got the time or the patience for bakin’. Just plain cookies, mind you, shaped…

Well, I tell ya, I been bakin’ cookies for years, and sometimes I just ain’t got brown sugar in the house. Ain’t no big deal though, ’cause you can still make them chocolate chip cookies real good without it. Now, if ya don’t have that brown sugar, you can use regular ol’ white sugar. It works fine, just don’t expect ’em to be as chewy as the ones with brown sugar. But hey, they still taste mighty fine! Now, let me tell ya, brown sugar does make a difference in…

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about these 8k uhd cookies and brownies pictures, or whatever you young folks call ’em. I ain’t no fancy tech whiz, but I know a thing or two about lookin’ at pretty things, and these here pictures, they sure are somethin’ else. First off, they say it’s 8k uhd. Now, I don’t know what all them letters mean, but I reckon it means it’s real clear, like lookin’ out the window on a crisp mornin’. You can see every little crumb on them…

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout them cookie makin’ machines, ya know, the ones they use to make all them fancy cookies you see in the stores. I ain’t no expert, but I seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what I know. First off, ya gotta have somethin’ to mix all the stuff together, right? They call it a mixer, real fancy-like. This thing’s like a big ol’ bowl, but it’s got these spinny things in it that go round and round, mixin’ up the flour…

Alright, let’s talk about this Tropical Cookies stuff, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would eat, but it ain’t no cookie, that’s for sure. It’s some kind of…weed, they call it. My grandson, he talks about it sometimes, all these different names and whatnot. Confusin’ as all get-out, I tell ya. So, this Tropical Cookies, they say it’s a mix of somethin’ called Girl Scout Cookies and Pineapple Skunk. Girl Scout Cookies, now that I know. Used to buy them thin mints every year from little…

Alright, let’s talk about these “tech edu cookies,” whatever they are. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya. What in the world are Tech Edu Cookies? Well, from what I gather, these tech edu cookies ain’t somethin’ you eat, not like them chocolate chip cookies my grandbaby loves. They’re supposed to be some kinda thingamajigs mixed up with learnin’ stuff. Like, maybe they’re little computer programs or websites or somethin’ that help kids learn. I heard tell they come in all shapes and sizes, too….

Alright, let’s talk about this Sweet P’s Cookie Shop, ya know? I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell ya what I know. So, this Sweet P, she’s a busy gal. By day, she’s sellin’ insurance, can ya believe it? And then, when the sun goes down, she turns into this cookie wizard. Insurance and cookies, ain’t that somethin’? It’s like she’s got two whole lives packed into one. She calls herself Sweet P, and I guess that’s a cute name, kinda like somethin’ you’d call your little…