Dinner

This here plus size dinner dress, you know, it ain’t easy finding something that fits just right when you got a little extra somethin’ somethin’. But let me tell you, they got some real nice ones now. Not like back in the day when you had to sew your own or wear a tent. Them city folks got it good, I reckon. Plus size dinner dress, that’s what they call ’em. Fancy name for a dress you wear to eat, I guess. But these ain’t your grandma’s muumuus. They got…

This here Pirates Dinner show in Orlando, you hear me talking about it? It’s a real hoot, I tell ya! Lots of folks go there, young and old. You wanna know about them pirates dinner show Orlando? I’ll tell you all I know. They got these pirates, all dressed up with them hats and swords and all. They sing and they dance and they fight. Makes a lot of noise, those fellas do. They’re all yellin’ and jumpin’ around, it’s quite a sight to see, I reckon. You can buy…

Today, I wanna talk about that pigs dinner, yeah, the food for them pigs. Them pigs, they eat ’bout anything. Just like us, they eat plants, they eat animals. When they’re out there, runnin’ wild, they root around for all sorts of things. Leaves, roots, them fruits that fall on the ground, flowers, even them bugs and little fish if they can get ’em. But when we keep ’em on the farm, we gotta feed ’em right. Mostly we give ’em corn, and that soybean stuff. That’s what makes ’em…

Well, let me tell you, this here Thanksgiving, you gonna want that Perkins Thanksgiving dinner. Lord have mercy, it’s good eatin’. My old man, bless his heart, he always loved a good Thanksgiving spread. And Perkins, they know how to do it right. Now, you might be askin’, “Is that Perkins place even open on Thanksgiving?” Honey, they sure are. They open. Just like my boy’s wife when she sees a sale at the Walmart. They stay open for folks like us who want a good meal without all the…

Well, let me tell ya, this napkins paper dinner thing, it ain’t rocket science. But, you gotta know a few things, or you’ll be lost like a chicken with its head cut off. I remember back in the day, we just used whatever rag we had, but these days, folks got all fancy with their paper napkins and such. So, you’re gonna have a dinner, huh? Big or small? Don’t matter much, really. You just gotta have enough of these napkins paper dinner things for everybody. Ain’t nothin’ worse than…

Oh, honey, let me tell you ’bout this thing I heard about – naked dinner. Sounds crazy, right? People eatin’ supper without a stitch on! Lord have mercy. I don’t know about all that, but it got me thinkin’. Now, they say this naked dinner is gettin’ popular. All over the world, folks are sheddin’ their clothes and eatin’ together. Some fancy place in that old city in England, they do it. They call it “culinary naturism.” Sounds like somethin’ from one of them nature shows. I guess the idea…

You know, I heard folks talking ’bout this murder mystery dinner Sacramento thing. Sounds like a real hootenanny! They say it’s a dinner, but you gotta figure out who done it, like some kinda detective. Lots of people in Sacramento are talking about this! It is the best thing to do in Sacramento. I reckon it’s like one of them fancy parties, but with a dead body, kinda. Not a real one, mind you! Just pretend. But you gotta use your noodle to figure out who the killer is. They…

Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this murder mystery dinner NJ thing. Sounds like a hoot, you know? Eat some grub and figure out who done it. I reckon it’s like them shows on the TV, but you’re right in the middle of it. It is so cool, right? They say there’s one of these shindigs at a place called Maggiano’s in Bridgewater, New Jersey. Bridgewater, ain’t that somethin’? Fancy name. I bet it’s a real nice place, all fancy-like. Maggiano’s, now that’s an Italian name. My sister’s husband’s…

Hey, you young’uns gather ’round, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these newfangled lightweight dinner plates. Back in my day, plates were plates. Heavy things, ya know? But these days, they got all sorts of fancy stuff. It’s a whole new world, I tell ya. These new plates, they’re light as a feather. Good for us folks with these old hands, I reckon. So, I heard these young people talkin’ ’bout lightweight dinner plates, and I thought, “What in tarnation is that?” See, we used to just have them plain…