Dinner

Listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout gettin’ some free grub on Christmas, ya hear? ‘Cause nobody should be hungry on Jesus’ birthday, that’s what I say. Free Christmas Dinner Near Me – Don’t Go Hungry! Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know a thing or two about findin’ free food. First thing ya gotta do is check them food banks, ya hear? Them places are always lookin’ to help folks out, ‘specially ’round Christmas time. Go on down there, tell ’em yer situation, and they’ll likely…

Alright, let’s gab about this farmhouse dinner table thing, ya know? Folks keep talkin’ ‘bout it, so I figured, why not chew the fat about it myself. I ain’t no fancy designer, mind you, just a plain ol’ body who knows a thing or two about tables and eatin’. First off, what in tarnation IS a farmhouse table anyway? Well, it ain’t nothin’ too complicated. It’s just a good, sturdy table, the kind you can slam a plate of food on and not worry ‘bout it breakin’. Usually made outta…

Alright, let’s talk about this “Don’t Dress for Dinner” thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, huh? Like them city folks and their big words. What’s this “Don’t Dress for Dinner” all about anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s some kind of show, a play maybe. You know, like them things they put on in them big theaters. This one, seems like it’s a funny one, a comedy they call it. Folks running around, probably getting into all sorts of trouble. Heard tell it’s about this fella, Bernard, who’s planning…

Dinno Tube, huh? What’s all the fuss about? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like this. My grandkids, they’re always glued to that there…thingy… the internet. And this Dinno Tube, it’s got all sorts of videos. Videos about everything! You got your funny cat videos, ya know, the ones where they jump and fall and do silly things. Them kids, they just laugh and laugh. Then there’s them cooking shows. I swear, some of them folks make the fanciest food I ever did see. Not like my cooking, mind you….

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout these dinner train rides in Virginia, ya hear? It ain’t nothin’ fancy, just good eatin’ and a nice ride, kinda like goin’ to town but on a train. So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different to do, somethin’ that ain’t just sittin’ on the porch swatting flies, this might be for you. First off, they got this thing called the Virginia Scenic Railway Rides. Now, that sounds mighty grand, don’t it? But it ain’t as highfalutin as it sounds. It’s just a train…

Listen up, y’all, let’s talk about these here dinner rings. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about makin’ stuff with my own two hands. So, you wanna make a dinner ring, huh? Well, it ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. First off, you gotta figure out what kinda ring you want. Big and flashy? Small and simple? It’s up to you, ain’t it? I seen some folks makin’ rings outta all sorts of things. Metal, wire, beads, even bits of old junk….

Well, let’s talk about these here dinner knives, shall we? You know, the ones we use every day to eat our supper. Ain’t nothin’ fancy, but they gotta be sharp enough to cut a good piece of meat, right? First off, you gotta understand, a dull knife is a dangerous knife. Yeah, you heard that right. When it’s dull, you gotta push harder, and that’s when you slip and cut yourself. Happened to my old man more times than I can count. So, keepin’ them knives sharp, that’s important. Now,…

Alright, let’s gab about this dinner cruise thing in Panama City Beach, or whatever they call it, PCB. I ain’t never been on one myself, but my niece, she went last summer with her fella. Said it was right nice, so I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two, you know, like the old hens clucking around the barn. First off, what’s the big deal about a dinner cruise PCB anyway? Well, from what I hear, it’s a boat ride where you get to eat, imagine that! They…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here dinner candles. Folks these days, they always lookin’ for somethin’ fancy, somethin’ to make things all “romantic,” you know? Back in my day, we didn’t need no fancy candles. We had the moon, the stars, and if we were lucky, a little kerosene lamp. But times change, I guess. Now, if you gonna use these dinner candles, you gotta do it right. Don’t just stick ’em any old place. You want that “warm, soft light” them fancy folks talk about. They…

Alright, let’s talk about makin’ them dairy free dinner rolls, yeah? My grandkids, they got all sorts of bellyaches if they eat the regular stuff, so I learned to make these without all that milk and butter. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. First thing’s first, you gotta get your flour. I just use the regular white stuff, nothin’ fancy. You dump a bunch in a big bowl, how much? Well, enough to feed your crowd, I guess. I usually just eyeball it. Then, you need some yeast. That’s…