Dinner

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “dinner theater” thing. Never heard of it myself till the other day, but my niece, she’s all citified, ya know, she told me about it. Sounds fancy, huh? Dinner AND a show? Well, I reckon it’s just eatin’ and watchin’ somethin’, ain’t nothin’ too complicated about that. So, first off, what’s this “dinner theater news” all about? Well, I figure it’s gotta be about where to go, what to eat, and what you’re gonna be watchin’. Sounds simple…

Alright, let’s talk about them dinner spoons, you know, the ones you use every day. Not the fancy ones your grandma kept in the glass cabinet, just the regular ones. I’ve seen a whole lotta spoons in my time, lemme tell ya. Some good, some bad, and some that just plain don’t make no sense. You got your big ones, your little ones, and some that are so flimsy they bend if you try to scoop up a hard piece of potato. Now, a good dinner spoon, that’s gotta be…

Alright, let’s gab about this here “dinner set of 12,” you know, the plates and bowls and such. I seen them advertised on the TV, them fancy folks always eatin’ off nice stuff. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? What’s in a Dinner Set of 12 Anyways? Well, from what I gather, a proper 12-piece dinner set, it’s got stuff for four folks. That means four big plates, ya know, for your meat and potatoes. Then four smaller plates, for salad or maybe some bread and butter. And then four bowls,…

Alright, let’s talk about dinner plates, you know, the things you put your grub on. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen my share of plates, ya hear? Been eatin’ off ’em for, well, let’s just say a good long while. Dinner plate sizes, that’s what they’re callin’ it these days. Back in my day, a plate was a plate. But I guess things gotta get all complicated, huh? So, these young folks now, they wanna know how big their plates should be. Alright, fine, I’ll tell…

Alright, listen up, y’all! We’re gonna talk about them dinner plates, you know, the ones you eat off of? And what’s left on ’em after you’re done stuffin’ your face. We call it scrap, and let me tell ya, we ain’t got no room for wastin’ food in this house, or any house for that matter! Dinner Plate Scrap: Don’t Throw Your Money in the Trash! See, back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy food everywhere. We ate what we had, and we ate it all. Nowadays,…

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna yak about them… whatchamacallits… dinner forks! Yeah, them things you poke your grub with. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, but I know a thing or two about eatin’ and what you use to do it. What are these Dinner Fork Thingamajigs Anyway? Dinner forks? Shoot, they’re just forks, the ones you use for your main meal. Not them little bitty salad forks or them big ol’ serving forks, just the regular ones. You know, the ones you use for your meat and potatoes,…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about fixin’ dinner for two. You know, just you and your someone special. No need for fancy stuff, just good eatin’. I ain’t no fancy chef, mind you, just a plain ol’ cook who knows how to make a stick-to-your-ribs meal. First thing’s first, you gotta figure out what you both like. Don’t go makin’ somethin’ one of you can’t stand. That’s just a recipe for a fight, and nobody wants that when they’re hungry. So, think about it. Does your man like chicken? Or maybe…

Alright, listen up, y’all! We’re gonna talk about this here dinner cruise south padre island thing. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me, it ain’t nothin’ complicated. Just a boat, some food, and the water, ya know? First off, what is this “south padre island” place anyway? Well, it’s an island, down south. Lots of water around. And guess what? They got these here boats that take you out for dinner. Imagine that! Eatin’ and floatin’ at the same time. Now, some folks, they like to dress up all nice…

Alright, so you wanna know about them dinner cruises in Orlando, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy city gal, but I’ve heard some things. People keep jabberin’ about eatin’ on a boat, so it must be somethin’ special, right? First off, what’s all this fuss about “dinner cruise Orlando FL”? Sounds like a bunch of city slicker talk to me. But from what I gather, it’s about havin’ supper on a boat. Imagine that! Eatin’ your grub while floatin’ on water. Must be somethin’ to see….

Alright, let’s talk about this “dinner club Chicago” thing, ya know? Folks in the city, they got all sorts of fancy places to eat. They call ’em “dinner clubs” now, I guess. Back in my day, we just called it supper, or maybe eatin’ out if it was somethin’ special. So, I heard tell there’s these places, like the Untitled Supper Club. Sounds real highfalutin, don’t it? Probably got them tiny portions and big prices. And Joy District? Hmph, sounds like a place where young folks go to make a…