Dinner

Alright, let’s talk about them pull apart dinner rolls, you know, the ones you see at the store all nice and puffy. I seen ’em, you seen ’em, everybody’s seen ’em. But I’m here to tell ya, makin’ your own ain’t half as hard as it looks, and they taste a whole lot better, let me tell ya. First off, you gotta understand what these things are. They go by a lotta names, some folks call ’em barm cakes, some say bread-cakes, others call ’em baps or batches or buns….

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these pink dinner plates, alright? I seen ’em at the store the other day, and they caught my eye right quick. Pink, like a baby’s blanket, only, you know, for eatin’ off of. Now, I ain’t one for fancy things, you hear? Give me a good, sturdy plate any day. But these pink ones, they got somethin’ special. Maybe it’s the color, makes me think of spring flowers and all that pretty stuff. Or maybe it’s just that they’re different, not like the plain…

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Newport Dinner Train, or whatever they call it now…Grand Bellevue somethin’ somethin’. Anyways, it’s a train, and they feed ya on it. Fancy, huh? First off, they say it’s real pretty, this train ride. Goes by some bay, Narragansett they call it. Said to be one of the prettiest views on the East Coast. Now, I ain’t seen it myself, but that’s what folks are sayin’. Makes ya think it’s gotta be somethin’ special, all them fancy folks goin’ on about it. They…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this here “murder mystery dinner party kit” thing. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you go gettin’ your britches in a twist, though. It ain’t as complicated as them city folk make it out to be. We can do this, even us simple folk. First off, what in tarnation is a murder mystery dinner party kit? Well, it’s like a game, see? You get a bunch of your friends together, and y’all pretend someone got themselves murdered. Then, you gotta figure out who done…

Well, now, if you wanna look real sharp for a fancy night out, you might wanna think ’bout a green velvet dinner jacket. That’s right, green velvet! It’s one of them things that’s not too loud, but sure makes a statement when you walk in the room. You know, when you wear somethin’ like that, people gonna look at ya and think, “Now that’s a person who knows how to dress.” Let me tell ya, that green velvet ain’t like them regular jackets. It’s all soft and shiny, almost like…

Well now, if you’re lookin’ to spruce up your table for the fall season, them fall dinner plates are just what you need! When the air starts gettin’ crisp and the leaves turn all them pretty shades of orange, red, and yellow, it’s time to bring out the dishes that match the season. I tell ya, it really makes the whole meal feel more special, like you’re celebratin’ with the harvest. So, let me share a few thoughts on what makes these fall dinner plates such a good idea. First…

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about what to wear for that fancy rehearsal dinner. Now, you might be wonderin’, “What kinda dress should I put on?” Well, don’t worry, I got you covered, even if you ain’t from the fancy city folk. Rehearsal dinners ain’t always as fancy as the big wedding day, but still, you wanna look nice, ya know? Don’t be showin’ up in your ol’ farm clothes, that ain’t the right thing to do. Now, when it comes to pickin’ the dress, you got a few…

Oh, listen up, folks! If you’re lookin’ to buy one o’ them dinner sets for six, I gotta tell ya, there’s plenty o’ choices out there. You don’t have to go far, no sir. I been checkin’ around, and there’s all kinds of sets, each fittin’ different needs and tastes. Whether you got a big family, or just wanna impress the neighbors with your fine dinnerware, there’s somethin’ for everyone. Now, I reckon some of ya might be thinkin’, what do I need to know when buyin’ a dinner set…

Well now, let me tell ya, if ya ever find yerself in Chicago and thinkin’ ’bout throwin’ a dinner party, ya best listen up. There’s plenty of places in this big ol’ city that’ll give ya the right vibe, no matter what kinda crowd ya bring with ya. Now, I’ve heard of a few spots that might just make yer gathering somethin’ special, even if ya ain’t lookin’ to go too fancy. First off, if yer after somethin’ casual but with some real good food, Angry Crab might just be…

If you ever find yourself in Orlando, Florida, and you’re lookin’ for somethin’ special to do, you might wanna think about takin’ a dinner cruise. Now, I ain’t talkin’ about just any ol’ boat ride, but one where you can have a nice meal while you float on the water and see the sunset. Sounds pretty fancy, don’t it? But let me tell you, these dinner cruises around Orlando are a real treat, and they come in all shapes and sizes. Now, there’s a whole lotta different options when it…