Drinks

Yo, listen up! Today I wanna talk about them green curvy drinking glasses. These glasses, they ain’t just regular glasses. They got that shape, you know, kinda curvy, makes ’em easy to hold. And that green color, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. I seen these glasses everywhere now. People using ’em for water, juice, even that fancy wine stuff. They look real pretty on the table, like little green jewels or somethin’. Makes any drink look better, I tell ya. Why folks like them green glasses They look good, real…

My grandson, he always say, “Grandma, you gotta drink more water, it good for you.” And I say, “Water? That old thing? Ain’t got no taste!” But that boy, he smart. He know what good. He tell me ’bout this goodboy drink, say it better than plain water. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I try. Goodboy Drink Make You Feel Good This goodboy drink, it different. Got some fruity taste, not like that sugary stuff that hurt my teeth. This one, it like they squeeze some fruit in…

Hey there, let me tell you about this Glucerna protein drink. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s good for ya. This stuff, it’s supposed to help with your blood sugar, you know? Keep it steady like. What’s in This Glucerna Stuff? Well, they got this thing called protein in it. Lots of it, too. Protein, that’s what makes you strong, keeps you goin’. Then there’s somethin’ called CARBSTEADY. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means it helps with them carbs. You…

This here thing, glitter for drinks, what is it? Well, I tell ya, it’s somethin’ to make your drinks all sparkly and shiny. Just like them Christmas ornaments, but you can eat this one. Or, drink it, I reckon. What’s in This Glitter for Drinks? They say it’s made of stuff you can eat. Like that Dextrose, sounds like sugar to me. And color additives. Gotta have color, right? Makes it pretty. They got this fancy word, Mica-Based Pearlescent somethin’ or other. Sounds like somethin’ from the ocean. And food…

This gin grapefruit drink, you know, it’s the thing now. My neighbor, she gave me some, said it’s good. So, I tried it. Not bad, not bad at all. Gin and Grapefruit That gin stuff, it’s strong. But with that grapefruit, it’s kinda nice. Kinda fancy, too, like them city folks drink. But it ain’t hard to make, nope. You just mix ’em together. I use the pink grapefruit, the one that’s sweet and sour. It’s good for you, too, they say. This drink, it’s good for when you got…

This big old thing, Gatorade 10 gallon drink dispenser, it’s a lifesaver, I tell ya! Keep all the drinks cold, good for a whole bunch of folks. Gatorade 10 Gallon Drink Dispenser, Big Enough for Everyone My grandkids, they play sports, you know. And they get thirsty. Real thirsty. So, this Gatorade 10 gallon drink dispenser, it’s perfect. It’s a big orange thing. Holds enough for the whole team, I reckon. Don’t gotta keep fillin’ it up all the time like them little water bottles. This thing, it’s a beast….

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this here fuzed quartz glass drinking cup. It ain’t your regular glass, no sir. This stuff is tough, like that old mule we used to have, bless his heart. It’s called fuzed quartz, and that just means it’s some kinda special glass, I reckon. They say this quartz glass, it can take the heat. You could probably boil water in it, and it wouldn’t even blink. Me, I just use it for my sweet tea, but I’ve heard folks say it is good…

Hey there, youngsters! Gotta tell ya ’bout this here fruit punch soft drink. It’s real good, makes ya feel all happy inside. My grandkids, they just love it when I make ’em a big ol’ jug. You see, it ain’t hard to make, not one bit. Now, I ain’t one for them fancy store-bought drinks. Full of stuff you can’t even say. This here fruit punch soft drink, it’s just good, simple stuff. Like what we used to drink back in the day. We used the good things that we…

My granddaughter, she always be talking about making drinks with that sweet stuff, flavored syrups, you know? So I says to her, I says, “What’s this flavored syrups for drinks all about? Back in my day, we just had sugar and water.” She just laughs, that one. Says I’m old-fashioned. But she tried to explain it to me. Says it’s easy to make. You just take sugar, white sugar, and hot water. Mix it up good ’til the sugar’s all gone. She said it is easy to make flavored syrups…

You know what? I heard folks talking ’bout them exotic drinks the other day. Fancy drinks, they call ’em. Drinks from far away lands, not like our regular tea or well water. I reckon they’re somethin’ else. These ain’t your everyday drinks, that’s for sure. They say these exotic drinks got all sorts of fruits in ’em. Fruits we ain’t never even seen ’round here! Bright colors, you know? Like that one drink, the “May Tie” or somethin’ like that. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. And another…