Drinks

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit ’bout them there… whatchamacallits… drink side tables, yeah, that’s it. Never had one myself, always just put my sweet tea on the floor, but the young’uns, they like fancy things. So, what’s the big deal with these drink side tables anyway? I reckon they’re just small tables, right? Like, somethin’ you put next to your chair or sofa. Handy for holdin’ your drink, I guess. My old man used to say, “A good table’s gotta be sturdy enough to hold a jug…

Alright, let’s yak about this fella, Roy somethin’-or-other, the picture guy. Drink Pop Art Roy Lictenstein, that’s what they tell me to gab about. Never heard of him before, but they say he’s a big deal, painted all sorts of things. Now, they call it “Pop Art.” Pop? Like soda pop? Guess it’s art about stuff everybody knows, like comic books and food. This Roy guy, he liked them comics, I hear. Drew pictures that looked like they came right outta the newspaper, all them dots and bright colors. Reminds…

Alright, let’s talk about these “drink lager shirt” things, you know, the shirts you wear when you’re sippin’ on that good ol’ lager. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about comfy clothes and a good time. So, if you’re lookin’ for a shirt to wear while you’re enjoyin’ a cold one, listen up. First off, what in the world is a “lager shirt” anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s just a shirt, ya know, like a t-shirt or somethin’, that you…

Drink Can Return Caraluzzi Well, I tell ya, this whole can return thing, it ain’t always so easy, you know? Especially when you’re talkin’ about places like Caraluzzi’s. Used to be, you just took your bottles and cans back, got your pennies, done deal. Now, it’s all computers and barcodes and whatnot. Confusin’ as all get-out, sometimes. So, you wanna know ’bout drink can returns at Caraluzzi’s, huh? First thing’s first, you gotta be a Caraluzzi’s CARE Rewards Member, or so they say. Now, I ain’t always sure what that…

Well, let me tell you about this thing, drink atrae. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about what makes a body feel good, or not so good. First off, what is this drink atrae stuff anyway? I hear tell it’s some kinda drink supposed to make you feel better, maybe give you more pep in your step. Some folks say it’s got all sorts of good things in it, like that protein the young’uns are always talkin’ about. They say protein is…

Well, let me tell ya, this Red Bull thing, it ain’t all that good for your teeth, ya know? What’s the Big Deal with Red Bull and Your Teeth? I heard them city folks talkin’ ’bout how Red Bull and them other energy drinks got all this sugar in ’em. Lots and lots of sugar, like a whole spoonful in every sip, or somethin’ like that. And that sugar, it ain’t good for nothin’ but rottin’ your teeth out. Them little sugar bugs, they just love it, and they start…

Does drinking more water help pelvis pain? You bet your bottom dollar it does! Listen, when things down there start achin’, it ain’t no fun. I ain’t no fancy doctor, but I know a thing or two about how the body works. And lemme tell ya, water is like the oil for your rusty ol’ joints, even down there. I’ve heard some folks sayin’ their privates hurt, like somethin’s pullin’ or squeezin’. Sounds like that pelvis pain they talk about on the TV. Well, first thing you gotta do is…

Well, let’s talk about this… uh… “de mer drinking piss” thing. I don’t know much about fancy words, but I heard folks are talkin’ ’bout it, so let’s see what all the fuss is about. What is this “piss play” thing anyway? From what I gather, it’s about folks gettin’ their kicks from… well, from peein’ on each other. Yeah, you heard that right. Peein’. Like, you know, when you gotta go to the bathroom. They do it on purpose, on their… uh… “partners.” Can you believe that? On their…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here damiana liquor, the kinda stuff folks been whisperin’ about. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, just a plain ol’ person who knows a thing or two about what tastes good and what makes ya feel alright. What is this Damiana Liqueur anyway? Now, they say this damiana stuff is made from a plant, some kinda little flower thingy. They soak it in liquor, I reckon, and it gets all sweet and tasty. Some folks say it helps with achy bones…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here drink thing, this “cumshots drink” craze. I don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but folks seem to be goin’ wild over it. It’s like that time everyone was chasin’ after them Beanie Babies, only this time it’s somethin’ you drink. What’s in this drink anyway? From what I hear, it ain’t nothin’ fancy. Some say it’s got coconut water in it, like them young’uns drink after they’ve been runnin’ around. They call it “electrolytes” or somethin’. Sounds like somethin’…