Drinks

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here damiana liquor, the kinda stuff folks been whisperin’ about. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, just a plain ol’ person who knows a thing or two about what tastes good and what makes ya feel alright. What is this Damiana Liqueur anyway? Now, they say this damiana stuff is made from a plant, some kinda little flower thingy. They soak it in liquor, I reckon, and it gets all sweet and tasty. Some folks say it helps with achy bones…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here drink thing, this “cumshots drink” craze. I don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but folks seem to be goin’ wild over it. It’s like that time everyone was chasin’ after them Beanie Babies, only this time it’s somethin’ you drink. What’s in this drink anyway? From what I hear, it ain’t nothin’ fancy. Some say it’s got coconut water in it, like them young’uns drink after they’ve been runnin’ around. They call it “electrolytes” or somethin’. Sounds like somethin’…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this… this “cum drinking glips” thing. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard things and seen things, you know? People do all sorts of stuff behind closed doors, and this ain’t no different, I reckon. Now, first off, what even IS this “cum drinking,” huh? Sounds mighty strange if you ask me. But from what I gather, it’s about, well… swallowin’ a man’s… you know… his “stuff.” Don’t make me spell it out for ya, I’m too old for that…

Alright, let’s talk about these here copper drinking cups, you know, the ones they say are so good for ya. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard some things and seen some stuff, so I’ll tell ya what I know. First off, they say these cups can kill them bad germs. Yeah, the little buggers that make ya sick. Apparently, the copper has somethin’ in it that fights off them germs, like a tiny little army in your cup. That sounds pretty good to me, ’cause who…

Alright, let’s talk about them copper cups, you know, the ones for drinkin’. I saw some folks sellin’ ’em, fancy-like, and thought, “What’s all the fuss about?” Well, lemme tell ya what I learned, no fancy talk, just plain speakin’. What are these copper cups anyway? Well, they’re just cups, made outta copper, that reddish-brown metal. Some are shiny, some ain’t. Some got handles, some don’t. Simple as that. But folks say they’re somethin’ special, not just any old glass or plastic cup. They say drinkin’ outta copper is good…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them colored drinking glasses. You know, the kind that ain’t just plain old clear. I seen ’em at the store the other day, all lined up pretty as you please. Made me think of back in the day, when we didn’t have no fancy stuff like that. We drank outta whatever we had, even old jars sometimes! Now, these colored glasses, they got all sorts. I mean, red ones, blue ones, green ones… even some that look like them rainbows after a good rain….

Alright, so you just had your tooth drilled out, huh? They call it a “root canal,” sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it ain’t nothin’ but a hole in your head, or well, your mouth. Now, the doc probably mumbled somethin’ about what to eat and drink, but who can remember all that jibber-jabber? So, listen up, I’m gonna tell ya what’s what, plain and simple, like it is. First off, water. That’s your best friend now. Not too hot, not too cold, just right. Like the water from the…

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this root canal thing, ya know, the one where they dig around in your tooth. And lemme tell ya, it ain’t no picnic. So, you’re sittin’ there thinkin’, “Can I chug down a cold drink before they start pokin’ around?” Well, that’s what we’re gonna figure out today. First off, what the heck is a root canal anyway? It ain’t nothin’ fancy, let me tell ya. It’s just when the doc has to clean out the inside of your tooth, you know, the…

Alright, let’s talk about coffee, you know, that stuff folks drink in the mornin’. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what I likes and I can tell ya a thing or two about different kinds. First off, there’s this espresso thing. They say it’s the base for lots of other fancy drinks. It’s strong, real strong, like a kick in the pants. Kinda bitter too, not for the faint of heart. If you want somethin’ stronger, you get a double espresso, that’s just two shots of…

Well, hey there! Let’s yak about this here “clear fruit drink,” alright? I ain’t no fancy talker, so I’m gonna tell ya straight, just like it is. What is this clear fruit drink, anyhow? Look, it ain’t nothin’ complicated. It’s like water… but with a little somethin’ somethin’ extra. They take water, see, and they dump in some fruits and stuff. Makes it taste a whole lot better than plain ol’ water, that’s for sure. Some folks call it “fruit water” or some such, but to me, it’s just a…