Drinks

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here drink, the “Black Superman,” or whatever them fancy folks call it. I ain’t no bartender, mind you, but I heard folks talkin’ and I figured I’d give ya the lowdown, the way *I* understand it, ya hear? What’s in this “Black Superman” thing? Sounds like a whole lotta booze to me! They say it’s got this blue stuff, “Blue Curaçao” they call it, makes it look all pretty and blue, like a summer sky, but don’t let that fool ya, it ain’t…

Alright, let’s talk about this Black Opal drink, you know, the one them youngsters are always yapping about. Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it ain’t nothin’ too complicated. I heard tell it’s got all sorts of liquor in it, like vodka, gin, rum… sounds like a recipe for a headache if you ask me, but hey, to each their own. So, first things first, you gotta get yourself a big ol’ glass. Not one of them dainty little things, mind you. We need somethin’ that can hold a good…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya about this here “black malibu drink”. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, just a regular person who likes a little somethin’ somethin’ now and then. So, if you’re lookin’ for some highfalutin’ mixology talk, you best go somewhere else. What is this Black Malibu Anyway? Now, from what I gather, this “Malibu Black” ain’t your grandma’s coconut rum, though it kinda is, just…stronger. You know, like the regular Malibu, the one that tastes like suntan lotion and vacation, but this one’s got a…

Alright, let’s gab about these here beer coolers, you know, the things that keep your drinks cold as a well digger’s butt in January. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I know a thing or two about keepin’ a beer cold, especially when it’s hotter than a pistol out there. First off, you got them little fridges, the ones they call “beverage refrigerators”. Sounds all highfalutin, but it just means a small fridge you keep your beer and soda in. Some got glass doors, so you can see what you…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Austin, Texas, Webberville Road district and drinkin’ on the streets, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy lawyer or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I see it. So, they say you can drink on the streets in Austin, most places anyways. Sounds like a good time, huh? But hold your horses, it ain’t everywhere. They got rules, see? Like around that UT college, downtown, and that South Congress place, you gotta keep that drink hid. And no boozin’ in the…

Alright, let’s talk about this All Sport stuff, you know, the drink for sports and all. I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I can tell you what I know. What is All Sport? Well, it’s like, uh, water but with stuff in it. They say it’s for when you’re runnin’ around or workin’ hard. You know, makes you less tired or somethin’. They got all kinds, like the regular kind, the one with no sugar, and even one that tastes like them Skittles candies. Imagine that, a drink…

Alright, let’s talk about this Aftershock drink, you know, the one them youngsters used to gulp down back in the day. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I remember a thing or two about it. Heard folks callin’ it a “liqueur,” whatever that means. Sounded foreign to me, like somethin’ from them city slickers. What is this Aftershock thing anyway? Well, from what I gathered, this Aftershock ain’t no weak stuff. It’s got somethin’ called “ABV” and it’s a whole 40%! That’s strong, like the moonshine my old…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Aaron Judge Prime Drink, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I heard and what I seen, ya know, the way us regular folks understand it. First off, they got this Aaron Judge Prime Hydration Drink, and it ain’t just one kind, no sir. They got two different looks, they say. One’s all white and navy blue, looks kinda sharp, I guess. Fancy enough for them city folks, ha! Now, they…

Okay, so you wanna know about them 3-gallon drink dispensers, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and these things, they’re pretty handy, I gotta say. Especially when you got a whole bunch of folks comin’ over. What are these things anyway? Well, it’s just a big ol’ container, like a jug or somethin’, but bigger. Holds a whole 3 gallons of whatever you wanna pour. Water, lemonade, iced tea, that sweet fruit punch… you name it. They got a little spout on…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about why your tooth might be acting up, especially when you’re trying to enjoy something cold, like a nice glass of iced tea on a hot day. You know, that sharp pain that just hits you out of nowhere? Yeah, that ain’t fun, and it happens to a whole bunch of folks, not just you. So, what’s the deal? Well, it’s like this. Your teeth, they got this outer layer, kinda like a shell, called enamel. It’s tough stuff, but it ain’t invincible. Over time, you…