Drinks

Alright, let’s talk about this “white lightning” drink. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. Folks used to call it all sorts of names back in the day, moonshine, hooch, white dog… you get the picture. Strong stuff, that’s for sure. Made folks do silly things, dance on tables, sing off-key, sometimes even fight. What is this White Lightning Anyway? Now, from what I gather, this “white lightning” ain’t just one thing. It’s kinda like callin’ all cars “vehicles,” you…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about gettin’ that weed out your system, ya hear? Folks call it “weed detox drinks,” fancy like. But it ain’t nothin’ but helpin’ your body clean itself out, like sweepin’ the porch after a dusty day. Now, I ain’t no doctor, mind you. I’m just a plain ol’ woman who knows a thing or two about gettin’ things done. And if you gotta get that weed out your system, for whatever reason, well, then you gotta do what you gotta do. First thing’s…

Alright, let’s talk about this “Walk Me Down Drink,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d need after a long day workin’ in the fields, not that I ever did much field work, mind you. My back ain’t built for that. So, from what I gather, this here drink is strong, real strong. They throw everything but the kitchen sink in it, like them city folks do. Vodka, yeah, I heard of that. Rum, that’s the stuff pirates drink, or so they say in them movies. Gin? Don’t…

Alright, let’s talk about this tiki tiki drink thing. I don’t know much about fancy drinks, you know? I’m just a simple person. But my neighbor, she went to some fancy bar the other day and came back talkin’ ‘bout this “tiki” something. Said it was fruity and tasted like sunshine. So, I figured, why not? Let’s see what all the fuss is about. First off, they say most of these tiki drinks got rum in ‘em. Rum, huh? That’s strong stuff, like the moonshine my grandpa used to make….

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… tarte drink of h2o. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry none, I’ll break it down for ya, just like I’m tellin’ ya ’bout the weather. First off, they say it’s for all kinds of skin. Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I reckon that means it’s good for everyone. City folk, country folk, young’uns, and old geezers like me. They say it’s real good if your skin’s feelin’ all dried up like a prune in the sun….

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them syrups for drinks, you know, the sweet stuff you put in your glasses. I ain’t no fancy bartender or whatever they call ’em, but I know a thing or two about makin’ things taste good. The Easy Peasy Sweet Stuff First off, there’s this thing they call “simple syrup.” Now, don’t let the name fool ya, it ain’t simple-minded. It just means it’s easy to make. You take some sugar, yeah, the regular white stuff, and you put it in a pot with the…

Alright, let’s talk about this here “soft drink option crossword” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two about them fizzy drinks and the puzzles they get tangled up in. Now, when they say “soft drink option,” that just means what kind of soda pop you can pick, ya know? Like, do you want a Coke, a Pepsi, or maybe somethin’ fruity like an Orange Crush? It’s all about choices, just like when you’re pickin’ out which seeds to…

Alright, let’s gab about these small drink machines, you know, the ones that spit out sodas and stuff. I seen ’em all over, from the big city stores to little corner shops. They ain’t all the same, that’s for sure. Some are itty-bitty, like them IndusBay Mini Vending Machines. My grandkid, he’s got one, puts in them toy coins or swipes a card, then picks his drink. Cute little thing, but don’t hold much. Then you got bigger ones, like that hOmeLabs Beverage Refrigerator. Now that one, it holds a…

Alright, let’s talk about this “skinny bitch drink” thing. I ain’t never heard of such a fancy name for a drink before. Back in my day, we just drank what we had, ya know? But I guess times have changed, and folks are all worried about their figures and whatnot. Heck, I ain’t complaining. If you wanna drink something that won’t make ya belly stick out, that’s your business. So, from what I gather, this “skinny bitch drink” is basically a vodka soda. Now, vodka, that’s strong stuff. My grandpappy…

Alright, let’s talk about this “signature drink sign” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, back in my day, we just drank whatever was available, none of this special name nonsense. But times change, I guess, so let’s see what all the fuss is about. So, a signature drink, huh? Seems like it’s just a special drink, you know, somethin’ someone makes up special. Like, if I make a real good lemonade with a little bit of this and a little bit of that, and everyone loves…