Drinks

Alright, let’s talk about this “signature drink sign” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, back in my day, we just drank whatever was available, none of this special name nonsense. But times change, I guess, so let’s see what all the fuss is about. So, a signature drink, huh? Seems like it’s just a special drink, you know, somethin’ someone makes up special. Like, if I make a real good lemonade with a little bit of this and a little bit of that, and everyone loves…

Alright, so you wanna know about this “rude boy drink,” huh? I tell you what, I ain’t no fancy city person, but I know a thing or two about drinks. Never heard of this “rude boy” thing before, but sounds like somethin’ those youngsters are into these days. Always comin’ up with new names for things, I swear. What is this “Rude Boy Drink” Anyways? From what I gather, this “rude boy drink” ain’t just one drink, it’s a whole bunch of ’em. Seems like they got this Caribbean vibe…

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this plum juice drink, alright? It ain’t nothin’ fancy, but it’s good for ya, kinda like how them old remedies used to be. What’s this plum juice good for, ya ask? Well, they say it helps ya digest yer food better. You know, after a big meal, sometimes yer stomach feels all heavy and whatnot? This here juice, it kinda loosens things up, makes ya feel lighter. They give it to babies too, when they can’t, you know, go to the bathroom proper. It…

Well, if you ain’t heard of the Pink Pussy drink, let me tell ya, it’s somethin’ you’ll wanna try. It’s all fruity and pink and makes ya feel like a whole new person. I don’t know who came up with this drink, but they sure knew what they was doin’. Now, don’t get confused, we ain’t talkin’ ’bout no furry little critter here, no sir. This is a drink, a very refreshing one, I might add, that’ll make your taste buds dance like a rooster in the morning! Now, to…

Alright, let’s talk about this “pineapple express drink,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like somethin’ the young folks in the city are drinkin’. I ain’t no bartender, but I can tell ya how to make a tasty drink with pineapple, that sweet and tangy fruit we all love. So, first off, you gotta have pineapple juice. Don’t go buyin’ that fancy stuff in a can if you can help it. Get yourself a real pineapple, cut it up, and squeeze out the juice. It’s a bit of work, but…

Alright, so you wanna know about this OxyShred stuff, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, though I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’. It’s supposed to give ya energy, like a kick in the pants, ya know? They say it helps ya burn fat too, but I ain’t sure ’bout that. I reckon it’s got that caffeine stuff in it, the same thing that’s in coffee, only maybe stronger. What’s in it, you ask? I ain’t got the bottle in front of me, but I heard it’s got…

Well now, let’s talk about drinkin’ outside. You know, like when you’re out and about, maybe at the park or somethin’. It ain’t always as simple as just grabbin’ a drink and gulpin’ it down, ya hear? First off, you gotta think about where you’re gettin’ your water, if it’s water you’re drinkin’. If you’re lucky, there might be one of them fancy water fountains around. I seen some that even fill up your bottles, which is mighty handy. They say these things are tough, can stand up to anythin’…

Alright, so lemme tell ya ’bout this here NOCA drink, like them young folks talk about it on the internet. Now, I ain’t no fancy city gal, so don’t expect no big words or nothin’. I’m just gonna tell it to ya straight, like it is. First off, they say it’s a “spiked water”. Spiked? Sounds dangerous, right? Like somethin’ you’d find in a junkyard, not a drink! But then they say it’s made from “fermented cane sugar”. Cane sugar, well, that’s just sweet stuff, like we use in pies…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about drinks, the kind that don’t rile up your stomach or give ya the heartburn. We ain’t talkin’ ’bout that fancy stuff, just plain ol’ drinks that go down easy. Now, first off, there’s water. Plain water, ya know? Like from the well, or the tap, if you’re lucky enough to have one of them newfangled things. They say water’s supposed to be neutral, not too sour, not too bitter. Just right, like a good cup of tea. But sometimes, that bottled water, it…

Alright, so you wanna know about this Monster energy drink, huh? I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I know. Heard folks talkin’ about it, seen the young’uns drinkin’ it, so I figured I’d take a look myself. First thing’s first, that there can is full of sugar. Lordy, I tell ya, it’s like drinkin’ candy! They say there’s about 28 grams of sugar in a small can, that’s like a whole lotta sugar cubes, you know? Makes me think about all them sweets…