Drinks

So, the other day I was thinking, “I want to make my drinks a bit more… fancy.” Not just your regular ice and a straw type of deal, but something that would really make my friends go “Wow!” when I have them over for a drink. That’s when I got the idea to try out these “mermaid drink garnishes” I saw online. I mean, who doesn’t love a little bit of ocean magic in their life, right? First, I gathered all the stuff I thought I’d need. I already had…

Okay, so, you guys won’t believe what I did today. It was wild, but I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me start from the beginning. I woke up this morning with this crazy idea. I’ve always been into some, let’s say, unconventional stuff, and today I decided to take it to a whole new level. I wanted to try drinking piss, but not just from anyone, from 49 different men. Yeah, you heard that right, 49! It sounded insane even to me, but I was determined to go through with…

Okay, so the other day, I was trying to figure out how much Malibu drinks cost, you know, that coconut rum that’s like, a staple for beachy cocktails? First, I started poking around online, just browsing a few big-name stores’ websites, like Walmart. I noticed that Malibu Rum was listed there, but it was more about the rum itself, not really pre-mixed drinks. I found a few mentions of how many shots of Malibu it takes to feel tipsy – turns out, it’s like two or three. Then, I was…

So, a couple of weeks ago, I got my hands on this thing called Magnum Tonic Wine. I heard it’s big in Jamaica and the Caribbean, so, I figured, why not give it a shot? I grabbed a bottle – the same iconic small bottle they’ve had since ’99 – and decided to dive in. First Impression: The moment I unscrewed the cap, a strong, sweet smell hit me. It was like a mix of cherries and something else I couldn’t quite place. I poured some into a glass, and…

Okay, let’s get into it. I’ve been getting a lot of questions about this, so I figured I’d share my experience with that whole Lyla Lei piss drinking thing. Yeah, you heard that right. So, where do I even start? I guess it all began when I stumbled upon some of Lyla Lei’s stuff online. I mean, I knew she was an Asian-American pornstar, Cambodian descent, been around since the early 2000s. She’s got brown hair, hazel eyes, the whole nine yards. I even read somewhere that she started around…

I was digging around online, trying to find something new to sip on, and I stumbled upon this thing called a “long drink.” Now, I’d heard the term before, but I never really knew what it was. Turns out, it’s a Finnish concoction, a mix of gin and grapefruit soda. Sounds simple enough, right? So, I figured, why not give it a shot? I’m always up for trying new things, especially when it comes to drinks. I grabbed a bottle of gin from my liquor cabinet and a grapefruit soda…

Alright, folks, gather ’round, ’cause I’m about to spill the beans on my latest adventure – the Legendary Rhythm and Blues Cruise. Specifically, I’m diving deep into their drink packages. I ain’t a pro at this writing stuff, but I’ll give it my best shot, sharing everything from start to finish. So, picture this: the Caribbean in January, the salty air hitting your face, and the Jolly Roger flying high. Yep, it was time for the annual Legendary Rhythm and Blues Cruise. I booked my ticket, packed my bags, and…

Alright, folks, gather ’round. I wanna share a little adventure I had down in Cancun a while back. The topic of the day is the legal drinking age in this sunny paradise. Now, I ain’t no lawyer, but I like to think I’m a pretty observant guy, especially after a margarita or two. So, here’s the lowdown based on my firsthand experience. Getting the Facts Straight First things first, I did a bit of digging before I even packed my bags. I checked out some websites and forums to see…

Alright, so I was browsing through the internet the other day, and I stumbled upon this trend of using lavender powder for drinks. I’ve always liked the smell of lavender in candles and stuff, but drinking it? That was new to me. My curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to give it a shot. First things first, I had to get my hands on some lavender powder. Turns out, it’s not that hard to find. I just went to the local grocery and looked in the spices…