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Alright, let’s talk about this Red Lobster drink menu. You know, that place with all the shrimps and lobsters? Yeah, that one. They got a whole mess of drinks, too. I ain’t no fancy drink expert or nothin’, but I know what I like, and I can tell ya what they got. First off, they got them margaritas. You know, the tequila drinks? They got all sorts of flavors, they say. Fruity ones, I guess. I ain’t tried ’em all, mind you. Too many for this old gal. But if…

Alright, let’s talk about this Red Bull drink, you know, the one they say gives you wings. I don’t know about wings, but it sure does cost a pretty penny. Why is it so darn expensive? Well, they say it’s got special stuff in it, makes you all peppy and whatnot. And they spend a whole heap of money on those fancy ads, you seen ’em on TV? Sports and all that. Guess that’s why it costs so much. Two fellas own the whole shebang, some Austrian guy and a…

Alright, let’s talk about this purple drink, ya know, the kind they call “purple tonic drink.” I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, but I seen this thing at a party once, and let me tell ya, it was somethin’ else. First off, they had this clear liquor, looked like water but I knew it weren’t. They called it “gin,” like the card game but without the “rummy.” This particular gin, they said it was special, somethin’ called “Empress 1908 Indigo Gin.” Sounded mighty highfalutin to me, but whatever. It…

Alright, let’s talk about them Puerto Rican drinks, you know, the stuff they like to gulp down over there. I ain’t never been there myself, mind you, but my niece, she went once and told me all about it. So, here’s the lowdown, as best as I can remember it. First off, they got this thing called Coquito. Sounds like a little bird, don’t it? But it ain’t no bird. It’s like their Christmas drink, kinda like that eggnog stuff folks drink up north around the holidays. My niece said…

Okay, I got it. I’ll write an article about “Prime X Drink” like a plainspoken old woman, keeping it SEO-friendly and easy to understand. Here we go: Alright, so you wanna know about this Prime X Drink, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s a drink, plain and simple. Folks these days, they got all sorts of fancy names for things, but it’s just a drink to wet your whistle, you know? Now, I hear tell it’s got somethin’ called BCAA in it. Beats me what that is, but they…

[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this “Panty Dropper Drink,” huh? Sounds kinda wild, like somethin’ them young folks giggle about. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, but I heard some things and I can tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words, though. I just talk plain. First off, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with actually droppin’ no panties, ya hear? It’s just a silly name for a drink, somethin’ catchy. People give things all sorts of crazy names these days, Lord knows why….

[Body] Well, hello there! You wanna know about this “Moju Moju” drink, huh? I ain’t never heard of it before, but I asked around and my grandson, that smarty-pants, he looked it up on his magic box, you know, the ‘puter. So, here’s what I gathered, just plain talk, like you and me. What is this Moju Moju stuff anyway? Seems like it ain’t just one drink, but a whole bunch of ’em. They got these little bottles, like, real small, and they call ’em “shots.” My grandson said one…

[Body] Well, let me tell you ’bout this here Mistic drink. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just a regular person who’s had a sip or two. So, don’t expect no big words or complicated stuff, alright? First off, they got all sorts of flavors. You know, like them fruit punch ones, the kind that makes your mouth water just thinkin’ ’bout it. They got others too, but I ain’t tried ’em all. Can’t say I know all them fancy names, but they got plenty to pick from, that’s…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them Mexican drinks, the fizzy kind, you know, like that soda stuff. What’s the Big Deal with Mexican Sodas Anyway? Well, I’ll tell ya, some folks just get tired of the same old, same old. You go to the store, it’s all Coke this, Pepsi that. These Mexican sodas, they’re somethin’ different. They got flavors you ain’t never heard of, like, I dunno, tamarind, and guava, and all sorts of fruity things. One fella, Don Francisco Hill, he started makin’ this stuff way back in…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Maradona drink energy stuff. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just tellin’ it like it is. So, this drink, it’s got Maradona’s name on it, that football fella, the one everyone made a fuss about. Heard he was good, real good, though I never watched much of that kickin’ ball stuff myself. Too busy workin’ the land, ya know? Anyways, they got this drink, see? An “energy drink” they call it. Now, I’ve had my share of coffee, strong stuff, keeps ya goin’…