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Alright, so ya wanna know ’bout this here… does distilled water expire thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t like that milk in the fridge, ya know? It don’t go bad like that. I heard tell, if ya keep it in that there bottle, all sealed up tight like, it can last a good long while. Years, even. They say it don’t really have a “sell by” date, not like them eggs or that bread. But, and this is a big but, mind ya, if ya open it up,…

Alright, let’s talk about this cherry vodka sour thing, you know, the kind of drink them city folks like. I ain’t no fancy bartender or nothin’, just a plain ol’ person who likes a good drink now and then. So, if you’re lookin’ for some highfalutin’ recipe with all them fancy words, you best go look somewhere else. This here is just how I make it, simple and good. First off, you gotta have some vodka, right? But not just any vodka, the best kind is that cherry vodka. I…

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… hibiscus water thing. My neighbor, she told me about it. Said it’s good for ya, especially when it’s hot like a furnace outside. First thing, you gotta get them… whatchamacallit… dried hibiscus flowers. Don’t ask me where to find ’em. Maybe that fancy store in town, or maybe online. The neighbor, she give me some, so I didn’t have to go lookin’. Lucky me, I guess. Now, get yourself a pot. Not too small, not too big. Fill it up with water, most of…

Alright, let’s talk about this “boudin blanc” thing. I ain’t no fancy chef, but I can tell you a thing or two about makin’ good food, you hear? This boudin blanc, it’s like a sausage, but not the kind you throw on the grill for a quick bite. It’s…fancier, I guess you could say. Now, from what I gather, you gotta have some good meat. Pork shoulder, that’s what they say is good. And cream! Can you believe it? Cream in a sausage? Well, I guess that’s what makes it…

Alright, let’s talk about this Shark Bite Drink thing, ya hear? I ain’t never seen no real shark bite nothin’ but fish, but folks these days, they come up with all sorts of names. Anyways, this drink, it’s supposed to be somethin’ fancy for the summer, when it gets hot as blazes. Kids love it, I reckon, ‘cause it’s got them gummy sharks floatin’ around. Makes it look fun, I guess. Now, from what I gather, you don’t need a whole lot of stuff to make it. Just a few…

Alright, let’s talk about them dessert dips, you know, the sweet stuff you dunk things in. I ain’t no fancy cook, but I know what tastes good, and these dips? They’re somethin’ else. First off, that Banana Cream Pie Dip. Sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t. You just mash up some bananas, mix ’em with some creamy stuff, maybe some vanilla wafers in there too. It’s like a banana puddin’ but thicker, you know? Perfect for dunkin’ cookies or even just eatin’ with a spoon. Don’t judge, I seen folks…

Alright, let’s talk about this bourbon glaze stuff. I ain’t no fancy chef, ya hear? But I know good eatin’ when I taste it. And this here glaze, well, it’s somethin’ special. First off, what is it? It’s like a sauce, a thick, shiny sauce you put on your meat. Makes it all sweet and tangy. I used to just slap some salt and pepper on my chicken, but this glaze? Whole ‘nother level, I tell ya. Now, I’ve seen folks use all kinds of fancy words for it –…

Alright, let’s talk about this THC detox drinks stuff. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard folks talkin’ about it, so I figured I’d share what I know, you know, like one neighbor tellin’ another. Now, what’s this THC thing? It’s somethin’ in that there marijuana, the stuff some folks smoke or eat, makes ’em feel all giggly and whatnot. Sometimes, people gotta get rid of it from their bodies, maybe for a job test or somethin’. That’s where these detox drinks come in, I reckon. So,…

Alright, let’s talk about this thc detox drink stuff. You know, for gettin’ that… stuff… out of your system. I ain’t no doctor, mind you, but I heard things, seen things. People talkin’ ‘bout passin’ tests and such. First off, what is this “detox” thing anyway? Sounds fancy, but from what I gather, it’s just helpin’ your body do what it already does – clean itself out. Like, you know, when you sweat real good workin’ in the fields, or when you gotta pee somethin’ fierce after drinkin’ too much…

Alright, let’s talk about this here “shark bite drink,” or whatever they call it. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it ain’t nothin’ too complicated. I seen them city folks drinkin’ all sorts of colorful stuff, so this here shark bite thing probably just another one of them trendy drinks. Now, from what I gather, this drink ain’t got nothin’ to do with real sharks bitin’ ya, thank the Lord. It’s just a name, like callin’ a dog “Spot” even if he ain’t got no spots. This here drink, they say…