Recipes

Well, lemme tell ya, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this carnivore bread thing. Sounded strange to me at first. Bread without all them plants? How’s that even work? But my old bones ain’t what they used to be, and I gotta watch what I eat. So, I figured I’d give these carnivore bread recipes a try. Now I want to share them with you. First up, you gotta know what this carnivore business is all about. It’s eatin’ nothin’ but meat and animal stuff. Like, just meat, eggs, and maybe…

Well, let me tell you, I been makin’ pies for a good long time. And that canned blueberry pie filling, it ain’t half bad, you know? Saves a heap of time, ‘specially when you got a hankerin’ for somethin’ sweet and don’t wanna fuss with all them fresh berries. Now, some folks turn their noses up at it, but I say, what’s wrong with a little shortcut now and then? This here is about canned blueberry pie filling recipes, and I got a few to share. First off, you gotta…

Well, let me tell you, this candy roaster squash, it’s somethin’ else. I remember my grandma used to grow ’em, big as a baby they were. And the taste? Sweet, like candy, almost. Good for all sorts of cookin’. I’m gonna tell you some ways I like to cook it. Simple, you know, ain’t got no time for fancy stuff. Just good, solid food that’ll stick to your ribs. First off, you gotta get yourself a good candy roaster squash. Now, these ain’t your regular pumpkins, no sir. They’re long,…

Oh, honey, you wanna know ’bout them calabaza squash recipes, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, that there squash is a good one. It’s like a pumpkin, but not quite. Kinda sweet, kinda nutty. We used to grow ’em back home, big ol’ things. Bigger than your head! Now, you can do all sorts of things with this here calabaza squash. You can cut ’em up, fry ’em up with some onions and garlic. That’s a good, quick meal right there. Throw in some peppers, too, if you like a little…

You know, them biscuits, they ain’t just for supper no more. You can eat ’em for breakfast, too! I got a whole bunch of ways to fix ’em up in the mornin’, and they’re all easy as pie. These biscuit breakfast recipes are good. Today, I want to tell you how to cook it. First off, you can just bake them biscuits plain, slap some butter and jelly on ’em, and call it a day. That’s good eatin’, right there. My old man, he loved his biscuits with just a…

Oh, honey, you wanna talk about them big ol’ beefsteak tomato recipes? I got ya covered. Them things are juicy, big fellas, good for all sorts of eatin’. Big as your fist, sometimes bigger! I always got some in my garden. Now, you take them beefsteak tomatoes, slice ’em up thick. Real thick, like you mean it. Get some of that white cheese, the soft kind…what’s it called? Mozzarella? Yeah, that’s it. Slice that up too. And that green stuff, basil. Smells real good. Put it all together, tomato, cheese,…

Oh, honey, you wanna know about baguette sandwich recipes, huh? Well, sit yourself down, and let me tell you, these ain’t your regular ham and cheese deals. We’re talking fancy bread, the kind that’s all crusty on the outside and soft like a baby’s bottom on the inside. This here baguette, it’s like the king of breads. You gotta treat it right, see? Don’t just slap anything on it. You need good stuff, tasty stuff. First off, you gotta get yourself a good baguette. Now, I ain’t talking about that…

Oh, this here Armenian cucumber, it’s a good thing to eat, you know? Long and skinny, not like them other cucumbers that make you burp. I remember my neighbor, she used to grow these. Armenian cucumber recipes, I got a few, passed down, you see. First one, you just slice ’em up, sprinkle some salt. Good for a hot day. This one time, we had a real scorcher, and them cucumbers, they just kept comin’. We ate ’em like that, just salt, till we was about sick of ’em. But…

Alright, lemme tell ya somethin’ about them old Roman folks and their cookin’. Back in the day, they had all sorts of fancy food, but most folks just ate regular stuff. It was called ancient Roman cooking recipes. Lots of folks talkin’ about it these days. They had this thing called, uh, “ientaculum,” which was just a fancy word for breakfast. It was simple, ya see? Just bread and salt, mostly. Sometimes they’d throw in some fruit or cheese if they had it. Nothin’ too special, mind ya. That’s how…

You know, that air fryer thing, it’s all the rage now. My neighbor, she got one, keeps yapping about how great it is. Says it cooks everything, even that ground beef. So, I got to thinkin’, what can that thing really do with ground beef? Turns out, a lot! I went and found some air fryer ground beef recipes. Let me tell you, there are a whole bunch of things you can make. First off, you can just cook the ground beef plain in that thing. Just crumble it up…