Recipes

[Body] Alright, let’s talk ’bout cookin’ up some possum. I ain’t no fancy chef, ya hear? Just an old woman who knows her way around the kitchen, and I’ve cooked up a possum or two in my day. First thing’s first, you gotta get yourself a possum. Now, I ain’t gonna tell you how to do that. That’s your business. But make sure it’s a good, healthy one. You don’t want no skinny, sickly thing. Look for a fat one, that’s what I say. Fat means flavor, you know. Once…

Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this PCOS thing and what to eat for breakfast. I ain’t no doctor, mind you, but I know a thing or two about eatin’ right. This PCOS, it messes with your body, makes it hard to have babies and all sorts of other troubles. But food, good food, that can help. We gotta start the day strong, with a breakfast that’ll keep your body happy. So, what’s good for breakfast when you got this PCOS? First thing, we need fiber. You know,…

Alright, let’s talk about makin’ cookies outta that pancake mix stuff. You know, the stuff you use to make them flat breakfast things? Yeah, that’s the one. I heard tell you can make cookies with it, ain’t that somethin’? So, first off, you gotta get yourself some of that pancake mix. Don’t matter much which kind, just the regular stuff will do. Then, you gonna need some other things, like sugar, ’cause cookies gotta be sweet, right? And some eggs, gotta have eggs to hold it all together. And butter,…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Ninja thingamajig and them crock pot recipes. My neighbor, bless her heart, got one of these fancy cookers, looks like somethin’ from outer space, ya know? But she says it works like a charm, makes food real tender and tasty. So, I figured, why not? Let’s see what all the fuss is about. First off, they call it a “Ninja Foodi,” sounds like somethin’ out of a karate movie. But it’s just a pot, a fancy pot mind you, but a pot nonetheless. And…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Ninja Creami thing and makin’ some gelato, you know, like that fancy ice cream the city folks eat. I heard tell it’s real good, so I figured, why not try makin’ it myself? This here machine, the Ninja Creami, they say it can do it all, and fast too. Quicker than churnin’ it by hand, that’s for sure. First off, they say you gotta have a good recipe. Now, I ain’t got no fancy cookbooks, but I reckon I can figure somethin’ out. They…

Alright, let’s talk about these meal in a jar recipes, you know, the kind you can just throw together and they last forever? I ain’t no fancy cook, mind you, but even I can handle this stuff. And let me tell ya, it’s a lifesaver when you don’t feel like fussing in the kitchen. First off, why jars? Well, they’re cheap, that’s one thing. And you can see what’s inside, no more guessing what that old container in the back of the cupboard is. Plus, things just seem to last…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about them low FODMAP vegetarian recipes, yeah? My old bones ain’t got time for fancy talk, so I’m gonna keep it real simple, just like how we cook back home. So, this whole FODMAP thing, it’s about your belly, see? Some foods, they just make your stomach rumble and grumble, and not in a good way. If you’re like me and got a sensitive tummy, you gotta watch what you eat. And if you’re also one of them vegetarians, well, it gets a bit tricky, but…

Alright, let’s talk about some chicken recipes, the kind that won’t make your stomach rumble like a thunderstorm. You know, that low FODMAP stuff. I ain’t no fancy cook, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman who likes to eat good without feelin’ bad afterward. First off, is chicken okay to eat? Yep, chicken is good. You can have a piece, ’bout the size of your palm, they say. Chicken breast is what they mostly use in them recipes, but you can use other parts too, like thighs or even…

Alright, alright, listen up you young’uns. We gonna talk about this here… uh… “low carb instant pot recipes.” Don’t ask me what that fancy talk means, but my grandbaby told me it’s about eatin’ good without gettin’ all big and puffy. So, this here “instant pot” thing, it’s like a magic pot, I tell ya. You throw stuff in, push a button, and *poof* – food! No more slavin’ over a hot stove all day. My old bones sure do appreciate that. Now, about this “low carb” business. Seems like…

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this lemon balm stuff for losin’ weight. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard some things, ya know? People sayin’ it helps ya calm down and maybe, just maybe, sheds a few pounds. So, first things first, what the heck is lemon balm? Well, it’s a plant, smells lemony, kinda like that furniture polish my daughter uses, but way nicer. Folks grow it in their gardens, looks kinda like mint if ya ask me. Now, they say this lemon balm can help…